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    Stupid People Love Bush
    New Study Shows Correlation Between
    Decline Of IQ And Rise Of GOP
    By Will Durst
    10-30-4

    "Stupid people love Bush" new study proves According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin. As Chief Resident Dr. Louis Friend characterized the results of the research, "the less intelligent you are, the more you like Bush." This landmark study, conducted over a 5 month period, involved 2400 likely voters bridging all economic stratas in the 17 states generally considered up for grabs on November 2nd. Participants were tested for intelligence, then asked to fill out a 12 page series of questions involving the Presidential candidates with results released earlier this week.

    The consensus: the higher the IQ, the less people trust Bush and respect the job his administration has done. The lower the IQ, the more people admire his steadfastness. "It was pretty much a slam dunk. There's no nice way to say this. Dumb people like him. They think his unwavering nature is a positive personality trait. They even venerate him for never admitting mistakes, even when he's wrong. On the other hand, smart people think he's a lying bully. I mean, c'mon, you have a deserter accusing a decorated veteran of treason. Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?"

    Preliminary results:

    IQ Above 140: Kerry 80%, Bush 20%.

    120-140: Kerry 65%, Bush 35%.

    100-120: Kerry 54%, Bush 46%.

    80-100: Bush 54%, Kerry 46%.

    60-80: Bush 60%, Kerry 15%, Dale Earnhardt Jr. 25%.

    Apparently, Bush's good-evil, black-white philosophy resonates on an inverse relationship with higher education, whereas it became evident over the period of analysis that John Kerry's nuanced arguments are only understood by people who paid attention in any class above the 5th grade.

    Doctor Friend elaborated: "It has to do with intellectual curiosity. Folks see Bush in front of a stream talking about the environment and they assume he's in favor of it, even though if you read his legislation, I'd be surprised to hear him endorse shade. This also explains why Bush gets away with pretending he doesn't know how the Senate works, allowing him to call Kerry a flip-flopper."

    Friend released evidence that this type of disconnect exists across the board: education, foreign policy, the economy, post 9-11 security response and State Dinner entertainment choices. Also discovered was a direct correlation between the number of preset Country Western stations on car radios and Bush's approval rating. Dr. Friend attributes this phenomena to the simplicity inherent in the messages indigenous to both. Classical music listeners were preponderantly Kerry supporters, but surprisingly, on heavy metal, the two split down the middle.

    Spotting a trend, Friend cautioned, "Because of the deterioration in public education, larger and larger segments of the population are creeping downward IQ-wise, cementing the hold Republicans have on the electorate." However, if the election were held today, Bush would hold a lead of 52-48 in the popular vote, but would be virtually tied in the Electoral College, which Bush supporters argue against because the word College angers them. When contacted, a Kerry spokesman just chuckled. No Bush spokesperson was made available for comment. It was also found that Ralph Nader supporters were the brightest of all political proponents tested, but Dr. Friend dismissed them as "too smart for their own good."

    In a related study, smart people prefer baseball because the pace is such that there is time to read.
    what u lookin at SUGAR TITS!

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    http://media1.streamtoyou.com/rnc/100104v1.wmv

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    • #3
      I hate it when intelligence is measured by IQ, so fuckin' anoyin'
      "I'm sendin' red heads all up in your denim, everybody wearin' vests so i'm aimin' 4 your lemmon" - Lloyd Bank$- Rap City freestyle Ft. Tony Yayo

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rip The Jacker
        LMAO

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        • #5
          LOL @ the Kerry link....

          new study shows: stupid people buy into a study that involves 2400 people out of the 250 million in the US
          Originally posted by Made N Hell
          you cant be born with a disease idiot
          - LMAO wtf? how do people like this even find their way to this message board? 2;-{}2

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          • #6
            Originally posted by -Indelible'04-
            I hate it when intelligence is measured by IQ, so fuckin' anoyin'

            how do you expect to measure intelligence, by something other than an intelligence quiz?
            Originally posted by Made N Hell
            you cant be born with a disease idiot
            - LMAO wtf? how do people like this even find their way to this message board? 2;-{}2

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            • #7
              no source?
              A wise man told me don't argue with fools
              Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who
              So stop with that childish shit, n**** I'm grown
              Please leave it alone - don't throw rocks at the throne

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              • #8
                this video shows that kerry just says wut the public wants him to. but it's still a million times better than bush.

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                • #9
                  WoW....this video shows how Kerry flips and flops all over the issues. And how did he win the debate? All he did was flip flop threw them.

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                  • #10
                    i hate this term 'flip flop'
                    its worse than owned or pwned
                    "....All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger." Hermann Goering, Nazi leader

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                    • #11
                      i watched the video, and i didnt see a flip flop. somebody break down the words and show me an actual 'flip flop'


                      and i hope this isnt the best you can do, because bush's position changes ACTUALLY MATTER. because he has made PROMISES to the American people and stubbornly failed to deliver...
                      Last edited by NyTe^CRaWLeR; 10-31-2004, 04:53 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Today I Was Watching Tv , And There Is This Program On Tv Its About America And
                        The American People Ha Ha Ha Ha .
                        This Time It Was About The Great State Of Florida .
                        And There People .
                        Listen Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        They Have A { Drive-in Church} They Really Fucking Do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        So That You Can Sit In Your Car , And Listen 2 A Priest Or Whatever You People Call It
                        I Saw This And I Really Lmfao!
                        And Guess What Thats Not It , There Is This Town In Florida I Dont Remember The Name , But All People That Are Living There Are Mediums, You Know People That C Thing Before They Happend And Shit .
                        I Saw That Shit And Again I Lmfao! Ha Ha
                        Then I Saw That On The Beach In Florida You Can Drive In Your Car , On The Fucking Beach!
                        Well We All Know That Americans Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee There Cars , But On The Beach Come On , Ha Ha Ha Ha !
                        Oh I Really Wanne Know Is This !
                        Listen Up I Heard This Story An American Woman Had A Cat And That Cat Was Wet !!!
                        And She Wanted Him 2 Dry So She Put It In The Micro Wave , And The Cat Died !!!!!
                        She Seud The Microwave Company And She Is Filty Dirty Rich For The Rest Of Her Fucking Live!!! She Won The Case Because In The Perscription Or Whatever You Guys Call It , It Didnt Said That You Should Not Dry Pets In It .
                        Does That Meen That If I Go On Vacation In Great America , And I Go 2 A Gasstation And Drink Sum Gas , Can I Sue Them And Get Filthy Stinking Rich 2????
                        Or Do They Have Like A Board That Says No Drinking Ha Ha Ha !
                        Please Let Me Know !
                        Oh And Dont Get Me Wrong I Loveeeeeeeeeeee Your Country Esp The People In It !
                        Oh And For Your President , Do You Feel Ashamed When He Fuckes Up Words Again
                        And When He Sais Really Stupid Thing Like He Always Do !
                        Remember The Rest Of The World Has Also Tv , So Yep We C Hear Know Every Goddamn Thing That Happens In You Loveble Country !
                        O Yeah , If I Could Vote Well I Wont Vote For Bush , Neither For Kerry Cuz They Both Sucks , Come On Do You People Really Believe Everything That Htey Say????

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                        • #13
                          Oh Before I Forget I Wish You All The Best And Luck With That Voting Shit .
                          We Have Cnn 2 And Its Very Funny All Those People Cuz Goddamn There Are So Many Of You !
                          You All Must Fuck Allot Ha Ha ! Sorry Just Kidding , Lol
                          So Goodluck With Your Next President , I Hope This Next President Do Sumething For His People Instead Of Spending All The Goddamn Money On Wars!
                          Is Your County's Dept Still That High???
                          Oh And Is It True That There Is A Curse On Florida?? Cuz It Was On Tv Also ??
                          Well Goodluck Again!
                          And Please One More Thing , I Know You Love Your Country And Thats Fine , Cuz We The Rest Of The World Know That You All Think Its The Best County And That You All Think You All Are Superior! But When We C The Election On Tv We C Little Flags Hads
                          And Allot Of Other Items , Please Lets Stick It 2 The Flags Thats Enough Really !!
                          We All Know Your Flag !
                          All Those Bricht Colors Give Me Headache , Greetings And Goodbye.

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                          • #14
                            do you capatalize every single first letter of every word..... for a reason? cause i doubt anyone can read that shit without gettin a headache
                            Originally posted by Made N Hell
                            you cant be born with a disease idiot
                            - LMAO wtf? how do people like this even find their way to this message board? 2;-{}2

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                            • #15
                              oh sorry is this better???

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