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  • The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins

    NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry (news - web sites) will win.

    Planets governing President Bush (news - web sites) are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

    On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

    "Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.

    "Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

    Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.

    "Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.

    Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said. Bush 04 then :D

    Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.

    Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...astrologers_dc

  • #2
    you are a sad, sad, sad, piece of shit. and you have my pity.
    Warpox exposes himself | Editorial 1 4 | 2Pox

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BriMcFly88
      you are a sad, sad, sad, piece of shit. and you have my pity.
      John Lennon doesn't like you.

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      • #4
        ^ and eminem hates groupies like you unless you buy all his cd's and continue to give him money

        john lennon > eminem
        Warpox exposes himself | Editorial 1 4 | 2Pox

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kain670
          NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry (news - web sites) will win.

          Planets governing President Bush (news - web sites) are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

          On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

          "Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.

          "Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

          Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.

          "Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.

          Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said. Bush 04 then :D

          Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.

          Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.

          http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...astrologers_dc

          Liberal Debating 101 Part 3 : When you can't beat Bush with poll's, beat him with hindu astologist's who we all know are the MOST credible form of future predicting on this planet.LMFAO Faggot!

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          • #6
            ^ we dont need astrologists, were gonna beat Bush tomorrow with REAL votes.
            This headache is awful, this anesthetics pathetic , so is this diabetic waffle, and my prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BriMcFly88
              ^ and eminem hates groupies like you unless you buy all his cd's and continue to give him money

              john lennon > eminem
              Fuck Eminem...lol

              Originally posted by PlasticSturgeon
              Liberal Debating 101 Part 3 : When you can't beat Bush with poll's, beat him with hindu astologist's who we all know are the MOST credible form of future predicting on this planet.LMFAO Faggot!
              Shutup whore...Polls are evenly spilt.
              Last edited by Kain670; 11-01-2004, 10:37 AM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kain670
                Fuck Eminem...lol



                Shutup whore...Polls are evenly spilt.
                Tommorow is gonna be a sad day for you.

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                • #9
                  ....................This shit's just too funny................

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                  • #10
                    and we care about the ''planets'' opinions why? What have the planets ever done for us, besides hurl a big meteor to earth that killed the dinosaurs.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MidwestSwing
                      and we care about the ''planets'' opinions why? What have the planets ever done for us, besides hurl a big meteor to earth that killed the dinosaurs.
                      na, mufasa bin laden did that
                      This headache is awful, this anesthetics pathetic , so is this diabetic waffle, and my prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco!!!

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                      • #12
                        The Planets? You have to be kidding me.

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                        • #13
                          lol, astrology is such bullshit.
                          Oh its true, its true

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RickJamesBiatch
                            ^ we dont need astrologists, were gonna beat Bush tomorrow with REAL votes.
                            (imwstupid
                            http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

                            “if somebody (a Muslim) discards his religion, kill him” (Bukhari, vol. 4, bk. 52, no. 260).

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                            • #15
                              sounds like they were looking through a kaleidoscope and not a telescope

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