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  • God 101

    Here's what we know for sure about our all powerful creator diety:

    1)

    2)

    3)

    4) Probably has a beard.

    Feel free to add further FACTS that you know FOR SURE about God and his will.

  • #2
    lol

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    • #3
      * > *
      My other aliases:
      justp1ayin
      West
      Masai
      On The Shelf

      Originally posted by Nasen
      i seeth for a minute
      Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
      i have no clue who was de-re whatever

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      • #4
        9/12? What's the deal with that?

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        • #5
          1) He's a gun collector. Mess with him and he will snipe you.

          2) Only masterbates when he's drunk and that's almost all the time.

          3) His favorite color is maroon.

          4) "Probably has a beard" He shaved last night.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zog
            3) His favorite color is maroon.
            I've always heard it was "clear".
            Originally posted by Zog
            4) "Probably has a beard" He shaved last night.
            Probably didn't like Jesus constantly referrring to him as "Osama".

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            • #7
              "I'm a Jesus Freak. I'm an ordained Baptist minister. I'm tired of all the “pub” and the publicity going toward right wing evangelicals who have a denunciatory politics that disses everybody God was concerned about. If Jesus came here as the son of a teen mother, wasn't married to her husband, lived in poverty, went over to Egypt looking for a way out – and that means that he got stuck there because he looked like the people who were there, people of color – and grew up to die from capital punishment, hanging out with his peeps, I'm telling you, that's the kind of God I'm talking about, and that's the kind of God who identifies with everybody."
              -Michael Eric Dyson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Un-American
                I've always heard it was "clear".
                that's my favorite color.


                Originally posted by NyTe^CRaWLeR
                "I'm a Jesus Freak. I'm an ordained Baptist minister. I'm tired of all the “pub” and the publicity going toward right wing evangelicals who have a denunciatory politics that disses everybody God was concerned about. If Jesus came here as the son of a teen mother, wasn't married to her husband, lived in poverty, went over to Egypt looking for a way out – and that means that he got stuck there because he looked like the people who were there, people of color – and grew up to die from capital punishment, hanging out with his peeps, I'm telling you, that's the kind of God I'm talking about, and that's the kind of God who identifies with everybody."
                -Michael Eric Dyson
                that the dude from bill mahr? awesome.
                My other aliases:
                justp1ayin
                West
                Masai
                On The Shelf

                Originally posted by Nasen
                i seeth for a minute
                Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
                i have no clue who was de-re whatever

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                • #9
                  Just don't come up to my fucking face and tell me about God, because for thousands of years organized religion has done nothing more than fuck up science and, in general, any kind of scholastics.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by whereismarshall
                    Just don't come up to my fucking face and tell me about God, because for thousands of years organized religion has done nothing more than fuck up science and, in general, any kind of scholastics.
                    God knows what you do in the bathroom.

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                    • #11
                      God doesn't speak english.

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                      • #12
                        ^ i doubt that would be much of a feat for him to do that

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                        • #13
                          ^seriously.
                          My other aliases:
                          justp1ayin
                          West
                          Masai
                          On The Shelf

                          Originally posted by Nasen
                          i seeth for a minute
                          Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
                          i have no clue who was de-re whatever

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                          • #14
                            through out time he gave us religions to help us but through out time a handfull of us manipulated and fucked with them for our own greedy gains.
                            the criminal cop killin hiphopvillan

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                            • #15
                              1) he's black

                              2) he listens to cam'ron

                              3) lives in a golden palace 1300 feet below sea level off the coast of ghana

                              4) has dreadlocks

                              true story.
                              IT'S KILLA SEASON BITCH!!!!!!

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