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    When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
    He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
    But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
    He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
    But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
    They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
    'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
    For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
    But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale
    The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

    Man, a bear in most relations worm and savage otherwise,
    Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
    Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
    To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

    Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
    To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
    Mirth obscene diverts his anger Doubt and Pity oft perplex
    Him in dealing with an issue to the scandal of The Sex!

    But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
    Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same,
    And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
    The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

    She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
    May not deal in doubt or pity must not swerve for fact or jest.
    These be purely male diversions not in these her honour dwells.
    She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

    She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
    As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
    And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
    Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

    She is wedded to convictions in default of grosser ties;
    Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies!
    He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
    Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

    Unprovoked and awful charges even so the she-bear fights,
    Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons even so the cobra bites,
    Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
    And the victim writhes in anguish like the Jesuit with the squaw!

    So it comes that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
    With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
    Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
    To some God of Abstract Justice which no woman understands.

    And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
    Must command but may not govern shall enthral but not enslave him.
    And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
    That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.




    Rudyard Kipling, 1911

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    illmatic.

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      Hmm Rudyard Kipling sounds very familiar
      Originally posted by iSquidgey
      but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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        His most famous work is the Jungle Book.

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          yes, i do recall skeet skeet skeeting on ur moms puss
          SOX09

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          Proof Forever

          benzer0

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            Im here, Im present, Im suffering





            @gracihas

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              Originally posted by | K Y L E | View Post
              His most famous work is the Jungle Book.

              Yes but I swear I've read one of his books but not the jungle book because I haven't read that.
              Originally posted by iSquidgey
              but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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              • #8
                Beautiful poem.
                no dough ho, you can't fuck with me!

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                  Originally posted by 1ShadyPaki View Post
                  lmao

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                  • #10
                    that was pretty cool, and funny.
                    I think it should be done to you
                    Kill furriers, rip off their heads
                    Grate their skin, eat their flesh
                    Break into a scientists lab
                    Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

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                    • #11
                      I didn't read it all, but it was pretty cool..

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                      • #12
                        Cool
                        "you tryna lose Weight, tryna gain some respect,Still ain't lose that Pack of franks out the back of your neck" -Scott Storch

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                        • #13
                          cool
                          No! you post your noodz 1st

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                          • #14
                            true to the stereotypes
                            strength does not come from physical capacity, but from undomitable will

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                              Originally posted by BrianPeppers View Post
                              Yes but I swear I've read one of his books but not the jungle book because I haven't read that.
                              Was it Kim, by chance? That was one of Kipling's other famous works. It's considered the prototype for most modern spy novels.
                              Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
                              my spelling is HORRIBLE
                              Originally posted by Sleep
                              i lost my virginity at home listening to rock but i sodomized my 1st ass in college with rap

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