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  • Here It Is!!! The Series Premire Of "our Dirty Lives"! Yayayayayaya

    EPISODE 1 JAIL, AND A D12 CONCERT


    Blk princess is at home, arguing over the phone with her sister about some family issues, when dirtydozenbabe arrives.


    blk : I TOLD YOU TO WATCH UNCLE FESTER!!! NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?
    sis: It's not my fault he mistakened his perscription for viagra. What you want me to do?
    blk: Well, somebody is here, I'll call you back. Peace
    DDbabe: Hey gurl!!! you won't BELIVE what I got us!!!!
    blk: What?
    DDbabe: We have ALL backstage passes to the D12 concert! ain't that tight?
    blk: hell yeah! how'd you manage to pull that shit?
    DDbabe: I'm dirtydozenbabe, I got connections
    blk: Right

    ---just then, the doorbell rings again. Blk goes to see who it is. It turns out to be her good pal, Slim_Shady_Girl!! yayayaya-----

    SSgirl: Well,how are you two doing today?
    DDbabe: We're cool. So what brings you here?
    SSgirl: Well, I just happened to *hear* that a certian somebody had certian backstage passes to a certian d12 concert.....
    DDbabe: O really? Well tell the lucky motherfucka congratulations.
    SSgirl: Heh, don't play with me, I know it's you. So, when are we going?
    blk: WE??
    SSgirl: yes, as in US THREE
    blk: hey, DDbabe, do you smell that apple pie in the kitchen?
    DDbabe: What apple pie? We didn't cook sh.....

    --blk elbows her--

    DDbabe :OH THAT APPLE PIE. GOTTA GO CHECK IT, BRB

    --in the kitchen--
    blk: So what are we gonna do? You know she's a big fan of them, but we only have two backstage passes!
    DDbabe: I know! If we tell her, she'll be heartbroken
    Blk: your ass has connections!
    DDbabe: So what am I supposed to do
    blk: PLEASE get another backstage pass! PLEASE
    DDBabe: I got my own shit to worry about, shoot, what you want me to do?
    blk: Remember when you would always go to "BEBE" and steal them shirts, and she let us get away with it because she worked there?
    DDbabe: YOU STOLE SHIT TOO!
    blk: Yeah, but who let you have the sleevless sparkle top?
    DDBabe: aight fine, I'm sure I could get one more pass... BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE NOBODY FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!



    ******

    ---Mizzthang is at her crib, chillin when the phone rings------
    Mizzthang: hello?
    psycho: uh... Hey, how are you?
    Mizzthang: Whattup dawg? What's wrong?
    psycho: say... you wouldn't have an extra $5,000.00 laying aroung the house would you?
    Mizzthang: FUCK NO? WHAT YOU WANT THAT SHIT FOR?
    psycho:there is something I need you to do for me
    Mizzthang: If this is about your discman, I lost it, ok?
    psycho: no no... WAIT, YOU LOST IT?!?!... anyway um...., i'm at the detroit pen right now...
    Mizzthang: you in jail AGAIN? what did you do?
    psycho:nothing.. I'm totally innocent...
    Mizzthang: Boy don't you lie to me.. what happened?
    psycho: I was practicing a fourth of july stunt and uh.... one of my M2000 rolled under a car and the car exploded, it's terrible
    Mizzthang: Dammit, it's august. Stfu and tell me the truth
    psycho: OK FINE, YOU WANT THE FUCKIN TRUTH??? I GOT MAD BECAUSE SOME BITCH DECIDED THAT SHE'D PARK HER CRAP-ASS CAR IN FRONT OF MY PLACE, AND I DECIDED TO SET HER STRAIGHT, SO I BLEW THE BITCH UP... HAPPY?!?!?
    Mizzthang: Uh.. yeah ok. I'll be there to get you. But we need to talk about this on the way back
    psycho: Aight, peace
    Mizzthang: bye

    Mizzthang: : I just hope he doesn't start cutting himself and snorting lint again because he can't find coke......


    *******

    SSgirl: So I can go?
    DDbabe: OF COURSE YOU CAN GIRL!
    SSgirl: Aww thanks, well, anyway, there is something I need to talk to you about
    blk: we all ears... what's the problem?
    SSgirl:Well, the other night, me, contreversial, luvslim-h8kim, and purple lils were all clubbing, when we saw this girl
    DDbabe: uh.... ok?
    SSgirl: No, but this isn't any girl, this is a girl that I've known for a long time, I met her back in london, and she's a total slut.
    blk: Slut huh?
    SSgirl: two abortions, one miscarrige ON PURPOSE, not to mention
    blk: DAMN, that bitch is messed up
    SSgirl: Yes, and she's quite dirty too. She tends not to use protection..... who knows what she's filled with.
    DDBabe: Aight, now all we have to do is call Mizzthang to kick her ass and...
    SSgirl: NO no no, you see, this girl was with Hotacid.. and we know how he acts when he meets girls in clubs
    blk: oh yeah.. so u think hot could be a daddy?
    SSgirl: Actually....because of the fact that she has had sex with so many people, and she's been fucking with so many drugs, she's sterile... I'm concered that hot might not be so healthy....
    blk: OOOh shit! what have you heard that she had?
    SSgirl: Well, see, i'm not sure, but We really need to talk to him

    -----just then, the doorbell rings. DDbabe answers it, and it turns out to be Sasha---
    Sasha :Um, hi (continually wiping nose, scratching legs) I was just wondering, since you know, we are going to see d12, like do you think Eminem has a big one?
    DDbabe: Who is going to see d12? and what the fuck are you talking about?
    Sasha : (now scratching head) I was thinking, maybe after the concert, Do you think we will have enough time?
    DDbabe: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    Sasha: Eminem's hair is yellow. Do you think I should wear a yellow top to match his hair? Do you think that if I sucked his dick, but didn't fuck him, that i'd still be a virgin, right?
    DDbabe: Oh lord.....
    Sasha: I think the MMLP was brilliant. So when are we going? Who's driving us?
    DDbabe: OMG, WHAT IS THAT THING?!?! LOOK AT IT?!?!
    Sasha: Huh? (turns around)
    ---DDbabe pushes her away from the door, slams the door in her face---

    SSgirl: So who was that?
    DDbabe: Some retard selling shit. I told her to go away.
    blk: thanks, I hate those people
    SSgirl: Anyway, While you were at the door, we called hot and told him about everything. You wouldn't believe what he did! He's going to get tested right away, he left for the clinic as soon as I told him!
    DDbabe: Good for him! Now we can relax and hope for the best.


    ****

    ---purple lils and luvslim-h8kim are sitting in her room in downtown detriot, watching "Remember the titans" When a phone call arrives---

    Plils: hello?
    person: guess what? do you like d12?
    Plils: yeah, but how was that a guess?
    person: shut up and don't interrupt me
    Plils: Sasha, is that you?
    Sasha: yea, ok fine, but i have news for you!
    Plils: What?
    Sasha: DDbabe and blk and SSgirl are all going to the d12 concert tomorrow night, and they have backstage passes, plus they have 10 extra tickets!!!
    Plils: O FO REAL??
    Sasha: Yeah, I was GOING to go when they invited me, but I had to resist
    Plils: O, why is that?
    Sasha: Ooh, pizza is here, bye!!! and stay no limit-ish!!! peace and horse weaves!
    Plils: Isn't it "peace and chicken grease"? O well
    Lshk: So who was that?
    Plils: Sasha just told us that DDbabe has tickets and backstage passes for the d12 concert, and she wants us to come!
    Lshk: Well, I dunno if I would go if sasha would be there, she does do some stupid things
    Plils: you know, she said she wasn't going because she had to do something... even though that doesn't sound like her..
    Lshk: Well what are you waiting for? LETS GO! DIRTY DOZEN, HERE WE COME!!
    Plils: Well, AIGHT! can't hurt to have fun girl now can it?
    Lshk: haha, yeah, lets go

    ******
    ---at the prison, Mizzthang has managed to post enough bail to free psycho. They are now in her car, talking----

    Mizzthang: First you rape somebody, then you shoot lil kids with your paintball gun, then you get busted for selling ferns as weed to some pot-heads, and now you blow up some lady's car?
    psycho: SHE was asking for it! The old bitch was swearing at me just because I had my turntable equipment outside, and she thought it looked bad.
    Mizzthang: SHE WAS OLD?!?!?! BOY WHAT THA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YA?
    Psycho: Well, I mean, she deserved it
    Mizzthang: You have a pretty big basement, why didn't you just bring your turntables down there?
    Psycho: I dunno, I hate it when things I love aren't agreeing with me at the moment
    Mizzthang: Uh, yeah
    Psycho: Like I just wanna grab that thing and stab 50 billion holes into it, but at the same time, I love it very much
    Mizzthang: Now I see why you're in jail...
    Psycho: I would never put 50 billion holes in you though
    Mizzthang: Are you feeling ok? I mean I know they call you psycho but DAMN!?!

    ---just then psycho pulls Mizzthang and kisses her (i know, pure drama right? )

    Mizzthang: (shocked) YOU DUMBASS, WHY THE FUCK YOU JUST KISS ME? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
    Psycho: It means this...
    Mizzthang: OMG!!!



    The end of episode one.............................
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

    <img>C:\ProgramFiles\OnMSN\blk</img>

    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    Oh.........My.........God

    You took the time to type all of that out....jesus christ girl, you must be REALLY bored.....

    p-ce
    www.canibusworld.com

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    • #3
      lmao...im not gonna read that...looks funny tho...i guess...
      peace

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      • #4
        LOL... now i understand this whole soap opera thang
        thats sum funny shit...
        n im in it n kissed MizzThang :D
        Now let the night be dark for all of me.
        Let the night be too dark for me to see
        Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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        • #5
          yea she must be board, its funny tho
          Gratsi & Arrivederci,
          Paul "Encrypted" Rocco
          www.ENCRYPTED-MUSIC.tk
          (Contact me professionally for any types business.)

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          • #6
            THAT WAS TURE DRAMA STYLE!!!

            That was great blk, so are you gonna carry on wiv tha story later or do ya want someone to pick it u from there and do their thang?

            S.S.G
            Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

            SHOUT OUTS:
            ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
            Mentira (The girl's got class)
            Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
            Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
            The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
            Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
            Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
            Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
            Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
            MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
            Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

            NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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            • #7
              Yeah,yeah,yeah ... that's all good and shit but where am I? LMAO ... just playin' ... but all I gotta say is ... some girl got a lot of time on her hands ...
              Flower Sniffin Kitty Pettin Baby Kissin Corporate Rock Whore

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              • #8
                where the fuck am i in that bitch? yo thats not kocher if im not in it

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                • #9
                  EPISODE 2

                  Back over at Blk's place DirtyDozenBabe, Blk Princess,Slim shady girl are all anxiously awaiting Hotacids call back...

                  Blk : So what do you think the results will be?
                  SSG : Dunno, lets just hope that he's ok
                  DDB : Girls relax, chill out....we wont get a call back from him for a while yet, i know lets do something to pass the time.
                  Blk : Like what?
                  DDB : Hmmm, how about we go down to the mall or somthin and go find us some outfits for the D12 concert, we ladies gotta look our best if were gonna go backstage!
                  SSG : Hey cool idea, lets get going....im sure we'll hear from acid when we get back....

                  Still on the road with pshcyo Miss thang is trying to get things straight...

                  MissThang : how tha fuck do you explain that kiss?!?
                  Psycho : I dont know, just felt right, you know...your always there to bail me out and you always stick by me, and i like you for that....shit i think i love you for that.
                  MissThang : Look im flattered but your my friend, where the hell did all this mushy shit come from? Wheres that cold-blooded killa that i was just talking to?
                  Psycho : Still here, so what happens after this?
                  MissThang : Well, i dunno, just gimmie some time to thing this shit through...for now dont tell noone what hapened here aight?
                  Psycho : Fine fine I'll keep it on the down low
                  MissThang : You'd better (car stops at psycho's place, psycho get out)
                  Psycho : So shall i call you later?
                  MissThang : I'll call you around 9pm....talk to you then...and for fuck's sake put the bombs,knives,guns and whatever else you got away for now....i cant affored to bail you out 2 times in one day!
                  (MissThang drives off and Psycho settles back in his crib)

                  Down at the mall Purple lil's and LuvSlimH8Kim are chillin in the food court and snackin on some pizza...

                  lshk : So do you think Sash was talkin shit or was she for real?
                  Plils : Fuck knows, that girl talks alot of shit....
                  lshk : Im dying to call Blk...could you imagine going backstage and meeting D12 in person?
                  Plils : yeah that would be da bomb
                  lshk : Im definately taking my camera, im gonna get a pic with Eminem, he is so fine.
                  Plils : Chill, dont get your hopes up just yet.
                  lshk : Yeah your right

                  Over the other side of the mall, Blk Princess, DirtyDozenBabe and Slim Shady Girl are maxing out their cards on the most stylish outfits they can find....

                  DDB : Blk, that top your wearing is ovely...are you gonna get it?
                  Blk : Do you think i should? I already got another top in that other store.
                  SSG : Yeah why not? treat yourself....plus you have that great skirt to go with it too!
                  Bk : aight....why tha hell not?
                  (Blk princess buys the top and the girls head out of the store with bags in their hands and satisfyied grins)
                  SSG : I cant wait to go and see D12....were all gonna look great when we go!
                  DDB : Yeah, I cant wait to wear those great new heels i bought to match my new skirt!
                  Blk : Hey guys are any of hungry?
                  SSG: Yeah, all this shoppn can really work up an appetite!
                  DDB : Lets head over to the food court to eat.
                  (The girls head to the food court and spot Purple Lil's and LuvSlim-H8Kim who invite them over to their table)

                  Plils : Hey girls how ya doing? (looks at the bags their carrying) whoa! Have a good time shoppin?
                  DDB : You know it!
                  lshk : whats the occasion?
                  SSG : Well were all gonna go see....<ouch> (Blk elbows her in the stomach)
                  lshk : Huh?
                  Blk : Oh nuthin nuthin (They all sit down)
                  Plils : we heard sumthin interesting from Sasha today
                  DDB : Really like what?
                  Plils : She said... (interrupted by lshk)
                  lshk : She said you were gonna go and see D12, and go hang with them backstage, and she said you had extra tickets!!!
                  (DDB, Blk, and SSG, all exchange loks)
                  DDB : She said that? oooooo, a bitch gonna die tonight!
                  SSG : Chill,
                  Blk : Well we are gonna go see them, but im afraid we dont have extra tickets....
                  lshk : oh,
                  Plils : Thats ok, its not your fault, just wish that bitch didnt get our hopes up...
                  DDB : Well...um.....dont get your hopes up but...i can look into it and talk to some of my sources.....but dont get your hopes up.....it wasnt easy just getting 3
                  lshk : Oh dont worry about it
                  DDB : Nah nah...i'll try but i cant promise anything
                  Blk : Um have any of you guys heard anything from acid lately?
                  Plils : No why?
                  SSG : No reason, we just wanted to ask him somthing but it can wait. (They all finish their meal, say their goodbyes and head home)

                  Miss thang has just arrived at her crib and find a message on her answer machine...

                  MissThang : Oh i wonder who (clicks on play)
                  Answer Machine, Pshyco's voice: "Um hey babe.....have you thought thing through yet? I dunno about you but im as confused as fuck right now.....call me back soon, cause my head is really thumpin from all this thinkin,......i did what you said....i put the guns and shit away.....and i promise i wont cause too much more trouble...........................this week. Get me back as soon as you can....."
                  (Miss thang sits down on her couch and sighs)

                  Back at Blks place DirtyDozenBabe, Blk princess and Slim Shady Girl walk in and put their bags down....

                  SSG : Wow, we must've bought the mall
                  DDB : Yeah, you probably have it all in your bags...lol
                  (The phone rings, Blk goes over to the caller id machine and see's Hotacids number come up)
                  DDB : Who is it?
                  Blk : Its acid....
                  (The room falls quiet and Blk picks up tha reciever)
                  Blk : Hello?

                  The end of episode 2......
                  Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                  SHOUT OUTS:
                  ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                  Mentira (The girl's got class)
                  Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                  Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                  The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                  Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                  Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                  Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                  Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                  MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                  Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                  NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                  • #10
                    Yer Amazing With The Drama...

                    :D HELL YEAH BLK, LMFAO :D
                    That was damn cool, yo. You definately got some time on yer hands, but yer sharing the wealth with us all. I'm lovin it. Sounds like ya got everyone fit in perfectly as they would be if it were fer real. But "Remember The Titans" ? lol Great movie...but you pulled that straight outta no where. I'm all over D-12 if I don't hafta go with Sasha! lol Keep 'em coming if ya don't have writer's block already!

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                    • #11
                      Dont worry guys...

                      Who ever picks up the story next, try and add new characters: Rock Whore and slick Jesus....

                      S.S.G
                      Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                      SHOUT OUTS:
                      ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                      Mentira (The girl's got class)
                      Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                      Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                      The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                      Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                      Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                      Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                      Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                      MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                      Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                      NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                      • #12
                        Hey Slim ShadyGirl...thanks for picking up for Episode 2...this is totally amazing...Leave it to the Dirty Females to come up with the Thread of all Threads! I'll keep tuning in...that's fer sher. As long as I don't get stuck at home watching "Big Top PeeWee" while yer all at the show! lol :D

                        And we gotta get Slick in here...I agree. How are we deciding who's helping with the shows? I've got a bit of creativity up my sleeve...but a whole episode...that might take me a while. I'd hate to fuck up what you grlz got goin'

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Slick Jesus
                          where the fuck am i in that bitch? yo thats not kocher if im not in it

                          you ARE in it tho slick! look in the cast listing, you're there, under thread "hey dirty females." You know what, how about you pick up with episode three?
                          BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

                          <img>C:\ProgramFiles\OnMSN\blk</img>

                          WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

                          " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

                          G-Dep "Let's get it"



                          R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Good question, I dont know if Blk wanted us to interact with tha story or not.....i asked her earlier but i think she was offline or sumthin.....and if we are allowed to continue the story i think that anyon who is in tha story should be able to write the next part....but we really have to ask Blk......i hope she doesnt mind that i wrote episode 2...... if she intended to write the episodes herself then i'll delete my last post.
                            Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                            SHOUT OUTS:
                            ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                            Mentira (The girl's got class)
                            Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                            Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                            The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                            Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                            Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                            Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                            Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                            MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                            Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                            NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Slim_Shady_Girl
                              EPISODE 2

                              Back over at Blk's place DirtyDozenBabe, Blk Princess,Slim shady girl are all anxiously awaiting Hotacids call back...

                              Blk : So what do you think the results will be?
                              SSG : Dunno, lets just hope that he's ok
                              DDB : Girls relax, chill out....we wont get a call back from him for a while yet, i know lets do something to pass the time.
                              Blk : Like what?
                              DDB : Hmmm, how about we go down to the mall or somthin and go find us some outfits for the D12 concert, we ladies gotta look our best if were gonna go backstage!
                              SSG : Hey cool idea, lets get going....im sure we'll hear from acid when we get back....

                              Still on the road with pshcyo Miss thang is trying to get things straight...

                              MissThang : how tha fuck do you explain that kiss?!?
                              Psycho : I dont know, just felt right, you know...your always there to bail me out and you always stick by me, and i like you for that....shit i think i love you for that.
                              MissThang : Look im flattered but your my friend, where the hell did all this mushy shit come from? Wheres that cold-blooded killa that i was just talking to?
                              Psycho : Still here, so what happens after this?
                              MissThang : Well, i dunno, just gimmie some time to thing this shit through...for now dont tell noone what hapened here aight?
                              Psycho : Fine fine I'll keep it on the down low
                              MissThang : You'd better (car stops at psycho's place, psycho get out)
                              Psycho : So shall i call you later?
                              MissThang : I'll call you around 9pm....talk to you then...and for fuck's sake put the bombs,knives,guns and whatever else you got away for now....i cant affored to bail you out 2 times in one day!
                              (MissThang drives off and Psycho settles back in his crib)

                              Down at the mall Purple lil's and LuvSlimH8Kim are chillin in the food court and snackin on some pizza...

                              lshk : So do you think Sash was talkin shit or was she for real?
                              Plils : Fuck knows, that girl talks alot of shit....
                              lshk : Im dying to call Blk...could you imagine going backstage and meeting D12 in person?
                              Plils : yeah that would be da bomb
                              lshk : Im definately taking my camera, im gonna get a pic with Eminem, he is so fine.
                              Plils : Chill, dont get your hopes up just yet.
                              lshk : Yeah your right

                              Over the other side of the mall, Blk Princess, DirtyDozenBabe and Slim Shady Girl are maxing out their cards on the most stylish outfits they can find....

                              DDB : Blk, that top your wearing is ovely...are you gonna get it?
                              Blk : Do you think i should? I already got another top in that other store.
                              SSG : Yeah why not? treat yourself....plus you have that great skirt to go with it too!
                              Bk : aight....why tha hell not?
                              (Blk princess buys the top and the girls head out of the store with bags in their hands and satisfyied grins)
                              SSG : I cant wait to go and see D12....were all gonna look great when we go!
                              DDB : Yeah, I cant wait to wear those great new heels i bought to match my new skirt!
                              Blk : Hey guys are any of hungry?
                              SSG: Yeah, all this shoppn can really work up an appetite!
                              DDB : Lets head over to the food court to eat.
                              (The girls head to the food court and spot Purple Lil's and LuvSlim-H8Kim who invite them over to their table)

                              Plils : Hey girls how ya doing? (looks at the bags their carrying) whoa! Have a good time shoppin?
                              DDB : You know it!
                              lshk : whats the occasion?
                              SSG : Well were all gonna go see....<ouch> (Blk elbows her in the stomach)
                              lshk : Huh?
                              Blk : Oh nuthin nuthin (They all sit down)
                              Plils : we heard sumthin interesting from Sasha today
                              DDB : Really like what?
                              Plils : She said... (interrupted by lshk)
                              lshk : She said you were gonna go and see D12, and go hang with them backstage, and she said you had extra tickets!!!
                              (DDB, Blk, and SSG, all exchange loks)
                              DDB : She said that? oooooo, a bitch gonna die tonight!
                              SSG : Chill,
                              Blk : Well we are gonna go see them, but im afraid we dont have extra tickets....
                              lshk : oh,
                              Plils : Thats ok, its not your fault, just wish that bitch didnt get our hopes up...
                              DDB : Well...um.....dont get your hopes up but...i can look into it and talk to some of my sources.....but dont get your hopes up.....it wasnt easy just getting 3
                              lshk : Oh dont worry about it
                              DDB : Nah nah...i'll try but i cant promise anything
                              Blk : Um have any of you guys heard anything from acid lately?
                              Plils : No why?
                              SSG : No reason, we just wanted to ask him somthing but it can wait. (They all finish their meal, say their goodbyes and head home)

                              Miss thang has just arrived at her crib and find a message on her answer machine...

                              MissThang : Oh i wonder who (clicks on play)
                              Answer Machine, Pshyco's voice: "Um hey babe.....have you thought thing through yet? I dunno about you but im as confused as fuck right now.....call me back soon, cause my head is really thumpin from all this thinkin,......i did what you said....i put the guns and shit away.....and i promise i wont cause too much more trouble...........................this week. Get me back as soon as you can....."
                              (Miss thang sits down on her couch and sighs)

                              Back at Blks place DirtyDozenBabe, Blk princess and Slim Shady Girl walk in and put their bags down....

                              SSG : Wow, we must've bought the mall
                              DDB : Yeah, you probably have it all in your bags...lol
                              (The phone rings, Blk goes over to the caller id machine and see's Hotacids number come up)
                              DDB : Who is it?
                              Blk : Its acid....
                              (The room falls quiet and Blk picks up tha reciever)
                              Blk : Hello?

                              The end of episode 2......

                              omg, that was ten times better than what I did... somebody please start episode three, I think we are all dying to find out what's up with acid....
                              BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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                              WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

                              " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

                              G-Dep "Let's get it"



                              R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

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