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    EPISODE 4


    SSgirl: who are you? and what do you want with me?
    psycho: OH SHIT, SSGIRL???
    SSgirl: psycho? is that you? GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME
    (psycho helps SSgirl up)
    psycho: Sorry. I thought you were Mizz Thang
    SSgirl: What?
    Psycho: I've been trying to talk to her....
    SSgirl: So you were planning on jumping on her and making her think that you were a rapist? Well, I mean, trying to rape again?
    psycho: No, no, I'm just angry that she hasn't been responding to my calls... I'm mad in love with her and it pisses me off about how she will never ever call me
    SSgirl: Have you been skipping your anger management sessions?
    psycho: uh.. no not really
    SSgirl: PSYCHO.. DON'T LIE TO ME
    psycho: It isn't any of your fuckin business what I do... now go over there and wait for the concert
    SSgirl: You're coming with me (pulls psycho)
    psycho: FUCK NO..... I mean.. no, i'll wait and get some air.. I'll catch up with yall later, I promise
    SSgirl: You don't have a bong with you now, do ya?
    psycho: Do I smell funny to you?
    SSgirl: No, no... ok, I will give you an hour. If you're not inside, I'm coming to get ya.
    psycho: aight

    *******************
    (the concert is beginning. For some reason, Solange Knowles, beyonce's sister, is the hostess for the night)
    Solange: WHATTUP DETRIOT!!!
    (boooooooooooooo)
    Solange: uh... anyway, are yall ready to have some fun?
    (boooooooooooooo)
    Solange: **sarcastically**THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU TOO... now are you all ready for the DIRTIEST DOZEN??
    (Your weave is falling out!)
    Solange: Look, you assholes shouldn't be so damn rude... I flew out all the way from Houston to this fuckin town, and yall are booing me? Shit, I'll have the last laugh... Anyway, give it up for your boy, the first act, Royce Da 5'9!
    (as solange leaves the stage red-faced, she hears somebody cry out, "your sister is a whore!" royce takes the stage, and tears shit up)

    **Nico, The Slick Jesus, and Blingblingbabe are taking their seats,when they meet X-plicit and his friend, lil mi$$ pirahna)

    nico: they really shouldn't have booed her like that
    tsj: Well, this is "tha d"! what the hell did she expect? Coming to detriot with a name like "Solange" Where the hell did she get her name from, car parts?
    bbbabe: hey, is that X-plicit up there???
    Tsj: I believe it is.. hey, you might wanna watch your retarded sign...
    bbbabe: shut up you fuckin...
    nico: HEY X!! OVER HERE!
    (X-plicit walks over with his friend, lil mi$$ pirahna)
    x: whattup guys?
    nico: it's cool that you came
    x: yeah, the show is already going great. Royce is a real great MC
    bbbabe: yep, he sure is
    tsj: so, who is this girl you have brought with ya
    x: oh, this is my friend, lil mi$$ pirahna
    lmp: hey guys
    tsj: Hi, let me introduce myself. I'm Slick, and you will love me. Blingblingbabe over here, wears 40,000 dollars on her wrist. Nico is a normal girl, with issues...
    nico: yeah, ok tsj **rollseyes**
    tsj: So, are you x's co-star?
    lmp: co-star?
    bbbabe: yeah, in his "x-plicit" movie?
    lmp: OH, fuck no! We are just friends who met a a club, that's it
    tsj: Ok, I'm sure thats the truth..heh...
    nico: don't mind him, he always does that
    x: Say, how bout you all come to the set tomorrow?
    tsj: ALL OF US?
    x: yeah, it'll be great
    bbbabe: I dunno about seeing a bunch of boobies all over the place...
    x: don't worry, you'll have fun, trust me!
    tsj: YEAH, WE ALL IN FOR IT!
    nico: i dunno, i didn't really say yes.....
    tsj: fuck who cares, we're going!
    x: great! arrive at 12:30 pm
    tsj: cool

    **************************
    (blk and ddbabe are getting worried, when they see SSgirl finally come)
    blk: what happened?
    ddbabe: yeah, we thought you were kidnapped...
    ssgirl: nope, nope, just had to look real deep, found it. man, I missed almost all of royce's set!
    blk: it's aight. You ain't miss nothin other than great lyrical ability, an awesome show, and nice abs....
    ddbabe: yeah, plus crowd involvement
    ssgirl: great way to rub it in guys.. hey is that beyonce?
    blk: no, that's solange... i don't think detriot likes her too much...
    Solange: AIGHT, GIVE IT UP FOR ROYCE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM 12 *****S, THAT MAKE YALL WANNA GET HIGH
    blk: wtf is she talking about?
    ssgirl: I dunno, Just trying to fit in I guess
    (booooooooo)
    solange: well, here it is, EMINEM and d12!!!
    (get the fuck outta tha d ya bitch! you are a walking std whore!)
    solange: o yeah, before I go... FUCK YOU DETRIOT!!! I NEVER LIKED THIS CRUSTY CITY! I'M DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY!!!
    (solange drops mic, and leaves)
    blk: and all this time I thought it was D12, not EMINEM and D12
    ssgirl: no wonder she was getting booed....
    (all six men come out, and begin to put on a show)
    blk: wow, so many screams
    ssgirl: haha, thank god I was able to sneak in a camera
    ddbabe: ooh, lets start a mosh pit
    blk: fuck no.... ok lets do it
    (the girls begin to push and shove.. starting a mosh)
    ssgirl: I've never had this much fun in my life!!!
    blk: OWWW, DICKHEAD, GET OFF MY FOOT
    ddbabe: omg, yall, wtf...
    (ddbabe is getting closer to the stage, before she knows it, she is a foot away from swift... but an "event staff" man pushes her away")
    ddbabe: fuckin bastard....
    ssgirl: I'm definately gonna remember this...
    blk: people are definitely lightin up.....
    (just then, they are approached by three men)
    man1: hi girls.. we couldn't help but notice how sexy you all were
    blk: yeah, thanks.....
    man2: how would you like to go back to my place?
    ssgirl: we'd love to, but we only fuck MEN, sorry!
    (girls walk away, laughing)
    man3: BITCHES!!
    ************************
    (tammy tam has made it to the concert, and has brought a friend with her, rock whore)
    ttam: "you just a HO, dirty ass HO...."
    rock whore: they all look so fine, don't they?
    ttam: what?
    rock: oh nevermind
    ttam: we should've made a sign...
    rock: yeah, I know... then they would've given us a shout out...
    (the night goes on, the concert finishes. everyone begins to leave)
    rock: Hey, look at that big black guy..why is he going a different way than everyone else?
    ttam: I dunno, must be a quicker way to the parking lot... lets follow him
    (the girls follow him, and they find that they are not going to the parking lot at all...)
    ttam: OMG, we are....
    rock:BACKSTAGE!!!
    ttam: how the hell did we make it here?
    rock: I dunno.. but listen to that voice...
    ttam: that's royce! you think he will give us an autograph?
    (then all of a sudden, a husky voice comes from behind them)
    voice: hey ladies, what are you all doing here?
    rock: oh shit, run!!!!!
    (the two ladies begin to run)
    voice: hey! come back!
    (ttam and rock continue running because of fear. They run down the back of the arena, in circles, hoping that they have lost the person)
    rock: lets turn around, to see if we lost him
    (they do so, but in the process, bump into another person. They turn around to see the back of this person. A blonde haired male with tatoos running up and down his arms, who can be no taller than 5'9....................)

    the end of episode 4....
    Last edited by ~*blkprincess*~; 08-16-2001, 10:59 PM.
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    lol...ma fav part! your sister a whore..or wait may be its the your weave is falln out! lol
    Moe is a privilege, not a right

    ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

    Im The Illest White Girl..

    I know my looks can be deceivin'

    HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


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    • #3
      that was hot shit, i dunno why no1 is replying to it...

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      • #4
        lol, that was good.I seem like such a sweet normal girl! Thats a first! Well, I am sweet.
        -Jodi
        U make me cum-
        U make me cumplete-
        U make me cumpletely miserable.
        ************************************************** **********
        When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
        What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
        And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
        There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
        So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
        And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
        And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
        And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
        It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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        • #5
          a BLK Princess,can u put me in one episode please???
          "Ive seen it all,did it all.......most of yall will pop for a minute..spit a sentence,then the game will get rid of yall" - Nas

          "Im tired of you new jacks...im tired of *****z sayin they bout to blow,unless you a girl,i dont care if you bout to do that" - Royce Da 5'9''

          "A few hot shells outta tha chrome,will leave you there,wit a funny smell,like gun powder cologne" - Jadakiss

          "Ive been poppin,held true to my fort....im like bin laden,im bout to change the whole view of New york" - Joe Budden

          "Im NBC,News time,blastin 8's..keep ya cool before you lose like....half ya face..run in ya house,cover ya mouth with maskin tape...let my chick strap on a dick,his ass get raped...everybody gotta die,why procrastinate?? you get put in a casket,for makin trashy tapes" - Cassidy

          "if i pass you bass,and u spend my gravy?? then i ask for my papes,and you pretend you crazy?? i put 10 in ya AV,and pretend you payed me...leave you stuffed in a dumpster...like brenda's baby" - Cassidy


          Just remember..Virginia's for Haters

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          • #6
            lol put a twist in that make it be Fread Durst or some shit. lol
            The Good Die Young
            Deshaun D. Holton
            PROOF
            1973-2006


            Proof,
            Thank you for lettin me know your still here with me.
            I love you bro,
            Laura

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Prominant
              a BLK Princess,can u put me in one episode please???
              Whats up prominant, I dont get a shout out?!?lol
              -Jodi
              U make me cum-
              U make me cumplete-
              U make me cumpletely miserable.
              ************************************************** **********
              When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
              What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
              And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
              There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
              So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
              And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
              And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
              And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
              It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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              • #8
                Ha ha ... that was dope ... me and Tammy Tam have got a good storyline so far ... WoOt WoOt! ... hey,you know you have to keep me in this series now don't cha? ... ha ha ...
                Flower Sniffin Kitty Pettin Baby Kissin Corporate Rock Whore

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                • #9
                  OHH JODI,im sorry babe,of course u get a shout out,and u wil get a very special shout out.
                  "Ive seen it all,did it all.......most of yall will pop for a minute..spit a sentence,then the game will get rid of yall" - Nas

                  "Im tired of you new jacks...im tired of *****z sayin they bout to blow,unless you a girl,i dont care if you bout to do that" - Royce Da 5'9''

                  "A few hot shells outta tha chrome,will leave you there,wit a funny smell,like gun powder cologne" - Jadakiss

                  "Ive been poppin,held true to my fort....im like bin laden,im bout to change the whole view of New york" - Joe Budden

                  "Im NBC,News time,blastin 8's..keep ya cool before you lose like....half ya face..run in ya house,cover ya mouth with maskin tape...let my chick strap on a dick,his ass get raped...everybody gotta die,why procrastinate?? you get put in a casket,for makin trashy tapes" - Cassidy

                  "if i pass you bass,and u spend my gravy?? then i ask for my papes,and you pretend you crazy?? i put 10 in ya AV,and pretend you payed me...leave you stuffed in a dumpster...like brenda's baby" - Cassidy


                  Just remember..Virginia's for Haters

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                  • #10
                    lol @ the Solange disses I was just tellin' someone about her last night lol...

                    That was good ~*blk*~ ... I'm about to make a thread about the D12 f/ Eminem or vice versa thing cuz I have a little story bout that lol non fans always assume that..
                    Keep it up girl

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                    • #11
                      :D
                      lol that was cool... blk u definately have a lil talent there.
                      make sure im in ALL da episodes

                      Peace
                      Now let the night be dark for all of me.
                      Let the night be too dark for me to see
                      Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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                      • #12
                        Awwwww! Thanx Prominant, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside,hehehe.
                        -Jodi
                        U make me cum-
                        U make me cumplete-
                        U make me cumpletely miserable.
                        ************************************************** **********
                        When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
                        What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
                        And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
                        There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
                        So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
                        And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
                        And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
                        And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
                        It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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                        • #13
                          i dunno who brina is but shit.. i wanna know... wha up girl?!
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                          • #14
                            princess..in the "next episode" ha
                            well anyways i think miss thang and piranaha should get into a little cat fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








                            (p.s include me in this little "next episode")
                            NUFF-Z <---- "z" pronounced "zed"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by NUFF-Z

                              well anyways i think miss thang and piranaha should get into a little cat fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              haha that would be funny
                              ....

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