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    EPISODE 5 (part 1)

    ttam: Uh.... excuse me sir??
    (man turns around)
    man: Yeah, what is it?
    rock: Hey! You aren't eminem!
    man: I know I'm not
    rock: So why are you back here? dressed like Eminem?
    man: Why are you all back here?
    ttam: We're fans of d12.. and who are you?
    man: I'm just a fan who happened to dye my hair blonde, and have tatoos before him, and now I'm trying to be like him?
    rock: No, no we didn't say that...
    man: God, I hate bitches! I'm out, hos.....
    (the fan leaves)
    ttam: What a bastard....
    (just then, they see ssgirl, blk, and ddbabe walking in their way with security)
    rock: hey guys! What are you all doing back here?
    ssgirl: We have backstage passes!
    blk: Yall do too?
    ttam: I wish....
    ddbabe: Well, maybe you can come with us
    (security begins to speak up)
    sec.: I'm sorry girls, you will have to leave, No passes, no backstage.
    rock: awww.... will you guys tell us about it?
    ddbabe: Aight. too bad you couldn't come
    ttam: ok, bye
    blk: peace!
    (the two girls are led off, blk, ssgirl, and ddbabe are told to wait)
    ssgirl: What do you think they will be like?
    blk: I dunno... let's hope cool to be around
    ddbabe: they will! I can tell by their music
    ssgirl: How do I look? Is my make-up fading?
    blk: You look fine... is my skirt rumpled?
    ddbabe: no, no we gotta keep our cool
    ssgirl: Right, keep our cool.... omg, I never thought I'd be here
    blk: what do you mean?
    ssgirl: It was really a good choice to come to detriot... wait till I tell friends in london what I just did!
    blk: Haha, you can be like "take that london!"
    ddbabe: Hold on.. the door is opening!
    security: Ok ladies... You all may come in

    ***************************************
    (it is early saturday morning, psycho is at his place, when mizz thang arrives)
    :::knock knock knock::::
    psycho: I don't want girl scout cookies...
    mizzthang: I'm not a girl scout
    psycho: Oh it's you! come in, come in.....
    mizzthang: uh... hi
    psycho: yeah
    mizzthang: sorry about not calling you last night
    psycho: you weren't at the d12 concert....
    mizzthang: I know.... I wanted to go but I couldn't
    psycho: I was expecting to see you there
    mizzthang: I hope you aren't mad at me. Because I know that when you are angry, you tend to do some things...
    psycho: what's THAT supposed to mean?
    mizzthang: Nothing, nothing
    psycho: So, what do you want to do?
    mizzthang: Well, I was hoping if you weren't mad at me, that we could hang out togheter
    psycho: That's cool, that's cool
    mizzthang: And also tonight for contreversial's party, would you like to be my date?
    psycho: oh, I thought you were going with somebody like prominant or some shit....
    mizzthang: I'd really like you to take me
    psycho: Sure
    :::mizzthang smiles at him::::
    :::Psycho smiles back::::

    *****************************
    (The slick jesus, bbbabe, and nico have all arrived on the set of x's porno.....)
    some whore: Ohhh, ohhh x-plicit... now i'm going to cum!
    director: AND THAT'S A WRAP! TAKE FIVE EVERYBODY
    tsj: This is the greatest day of my life
    bbbabe: eww, all I see is nude women... this sucks
    tsj: Shut up! be patient! You never know what might happen
    nico: Huh? Tsj, i know that you are spontaneous, but what the hell are you talking about?
    (just then, x-plicit comes to the group)
    x: see you could make it, whats up?
    bbbabe: wow, your dick is bigger than I thought it would be
    tsj: that's not his! it's fake, people in the adult industry use them all the time
    x: Shut up, don't be jealous because you can't have a package like mr. x-plicit.....
    tsj: Oh I do.. and mine is appreciated by all
    bbbabe: Riiighhht, so when is your movie coming out?
    nico: and will we be invited to the premire?
    x: Probably early next year. You guys are definitely going to be on the VIP list
    (just then, one of the pamela anderson-like actors calls x)
    sarah: Oh, X-plici? why don't you come here?
    tsj: Wow! she's pretty! Who is she?
    x: That's sarah shameless.... let me introduce you to her
    (the two men walk away, nico and bbbabe go to the snack table)
    nico: Well, looks like they are having fun
    bbbabe: Yeah, I know, men these days...
    nico: Well, x is going to make a lot of money off of this. We should be happy for him
    bbbabe: I know, but I'm pretty modest. I'd never go into any form of adult entertainment..
    nico: well, each to it's own
    bbbabe: Yeah. After all this fucking, you'd think he'd be tired
    nico: yeah, he might not even make it to the party tonight..
    (just then, they are approached by a short fat male, in his early 40's)
    sfm: OMG, WHAT IS YOUR NAME??
    nico: uh... nico..
    sfm: and who is this girl with you?
    bbbabe: I'm bbbabe
    sfm: Ok, now let me see both of your profiles
    (the girls turn to the side, sfm sees their profiles)
    sfm: oh this is great. My name is Danny Clockber, I'm a director for adult films, and I think that you two are the perfect roles for the new movie, "Orgasms Galore" I have just found my two stars!
    (nico and bbbabe exchange looks)


    tO bE cOnTiUeD....
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    Once again, another masterpiece, BLK! lol. Love the addition of the porn angle Had to go there at some point, after all, we're not "Dirty Females" for nothing, right!

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    • #3
      bbbabe: wow, your dick is bigger than I thought it would be
      tsj: that's not his! it's fake, people in the adult industry use them all the time
      x: Shut up, don't be jealous because you can't have a package like mr. x-plicit.....
      lmao... that was the best part in this episode.
      ....

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      • #4
        AWWWWW shit, are my dreams gonna become reality!?! Am I finally gonna get to be a porn star w/ dirty dozen babe,lol!!!!! -OR- are we gonna be some some of those girlys that they have in all the rap videos???hahahaha, cant wait to see where my destiny lies. Keep it up, this is really funny.


        Be good when you get backstage ladies, I know that you ladies will, keep it dirty!!!
        U make me cum-
        U make me cumplete-
        U make me cumpletely miserable.
        ************************************************** **********
        When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
        What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
        And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
        There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
        So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
        And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
        And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
        And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
        It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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        • #5
          Originally posted by babygirl12


          lmao... that was the best part in this episode.
          i dunno bout that, i personall liked this part...

          Originally posted by ~*blkprincess*~


          tsj: This is the greatest day of my life
          bbbabe: eww, all I see is nude women
          lol, i love these things, keep em comin, i wanna go to the premeir of a porno, wow that would be a first for me

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          • #6
            lol that was great...
            cant wait for Episode 6
            Now let the night be dark for all of me.
            Let the night be too dark for me to see
            Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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            • #7
              Where am I in these??
              Peace 5 and 92, you're missed.

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              • #8
                LMFAO......................that was great.I like tha little mention of my name in there.
                "Ive seen it all,did it all.......most of yall will pop for a minute..spit a sentence,then the game will get rid of yall" - Nas

                "Im tired of you new jacks...im tired of *****z sayin they bout to blow,unless you a girl,i dont care if you bout to do that" - Royce Da 5'9''

                "A few hot shells outta tha chrome,will leave you there,wit a funny smell,like gun powder cologne" - Jadakiss

                "Ive been poppin,held true to my fort....im like bin laden,im bout to change the whole view of New york" - Joe Budden

                "Im NBC,News time,blastin 8's..keep ya cool before you lose like....half ya face..run in ya house,cover ya mouth with maskin tape...let my chick strap on a dick,his ass get raped...everybody gotta die,why procrastinate?? you get put in a casket,for makin trashy tapes" - Cassidy

                "if i pass you bass,and u spend my gravy?? then i ask for my papes,and you pretend you crazy?? i put 10 in ya AV,and pretend you payed me...leave you stuffed in a dumpster...like brenda's baby" - Cassidy


                Just remember..Virginia's for Haters

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                • #9
                  Master piece...

                  That was so good, how do you keep coming up with these ideas? I struggled doing that one episode ages ago, you have some real talent girl!
                  Keep those episodes going their great!
                  Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                  SHOUT OUTS:
                  ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                  Mentira (The girl's got class)
                  Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                  Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                  The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                  Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                  Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                  Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                  Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                  MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                  Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                  NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                  • #10
                    Another Great Episode

                    Props to you blk another good one..I wouldn't mind a cameo lol at least after I'm not such a newbie:D
                    Last edited by Brina; 08-20-2001, 09:56 PM.

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                    • #11
                      lmfao! good one blk....By the way nico...bbbabe is not me im ddbabe...bbbae is bling bling babe...sry u cant live out your fansty! .....i was kinda disapionted 2! lol j/p
                      Moe is a privilege, not a right

                      ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                      Im The Illest White Girl..

                      I know my looks can be deceivin'

                      HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                      oops

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DIRTYDOZENBABE
                        lmfao! good one blk....By the way nico...bbbabe is not me im ddbabe...bbbae is bling bling babe...sry u cant live out your fansty! .....i was kinda disapionted 2! lol j/p
                        AWWWWw! hehe. Well thanx for clearing that up, maybe in another episode,lol.
                        -Jodi
                        U make me cum-
                        U make me cumplete-
                        U make me cumpletely miserable.
                        ************************************************** **********
                        When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
                        What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
                        And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
                        There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
                        So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
                        And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
                        And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
                        And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
                        It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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                        • #13
                          lol yea maybe!..lol
                          Moe is a privilege, not a right

                          ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                          Im The Illest White Girl..

                          I know my looks can be deceivin'

                          HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                          oops

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                          • #14
                            i may be readin them backwards, but episodes 6 and 5 were great......keep it up they great wish i had more posts so my ass could be in them...

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