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    EPISODE SIX

    nico: Me?? In a porno??
    clock: Don't worry my dear, everything will be ok
    bbbabe: Heh....
    clock: You will be treated like royalty. You will have your own trailors, exclusive make-up artist, only the best stlyist, food whenever you need it, and whatever you say will be yours...
    nico: Really?
    bbbabe: Hehe, that sounds good but..
    nico: This could be our big break bbbabe! Imagine all the fame we would have! We'd be huge! People everywhere would love us!
    bbbabe: Weren't you the one who didn't want tsj to come to the set yesterday?
    nico: I know, I know, but, who would've thought that this would happen?
    bbbabe: What if our families saw us? Then what would they say?My parents would disown me!
    nico: But you would be the one making money, wouldn't you? Imagine being able to buy anything that you ever wanted!
    bbbabe: What if the movie is a flop?
    clock: Oh don't you worry ladies. I have got the best script writers from hollywood, where you all would have to fly to flim to movie. Please make a decision. Here is my card.

    (then clockber yells to the crew, ALRIGHT, BACK TO FILMING! we go back to X-plicit, who is talking with the slick jesus and shameless)
    shameless: (to slick jesus) you know, you're a pretty damn sexy stud... it's a surprise you're just a spectator and not an actor yourself(runs hand down tsj's chest)
    tsj: Hehehe, well, you know, I do try!
    shameless: You know x-plicit, if all your friends look this good, invite more of them over!
    x: please, don't put anything in this guy's head
    tsj: Hey man, relax, tricks, hos, housewives, and daddy's little girls all fall for me!
    shameless: I can see why!
    x: Well, anyway sarah, it's time to do the jacuzzi scene. So tsj, stay here, we'll be right back
    shameless: Ok x (whispers in tsj's ear) next time, I'd like to see you without all that material on you... i'd like to feel you inside of me....
    tsj: OOOOHHH...OOOOOHHH..... I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER THIS MOMENT!!! BBBABE, NICO, I THINK WE NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH X... WE WILL BE COMING HERE EVERYDAY
    nico: everyday? but
    tsj: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME BITCH!!! GOOO PORN!
    *************************
    luvslim-h8kim, purple lils, ttam, and rock whore are all chillin at lshk's place

    lils: Do you guys want to finish watching "remember the titans"?
    lshk: Nah. Lets just chill.
    ttam: I dunno about you guys, but that d12 concert was off the hook!
    lils: I know! That was soo great. Everybody was so amped up, and both royce and d12 gave 110%
    rock: I really want to call blk. I want to find out what went down backstage
    lshk: That's right...her and ssgirl and ddbabe all got backstage passes!
    rock: I wonder if they all got fucked
    ttam: If they did I will be so envious of those three....
    lils: Well, curiosity killed the cat but.. Oh well, fuck it, I'm calling them.
    (purple lils calls ssgirl's house, but only gets the answering machine)
    machine: hey! you have reached the home of Slim_Shady_Girl. Unfortunately, I cannot be at the phone right now, but if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great day!
    lils: Hey, this is purple lils. Call me back as soon as you get this...bye.
    lils: Well, she isn't home
    rock: Then that means that they are all out probably doing something.
    lshk: O well. We will find out what happened at the party tonight.
    ttam: I was close to meeting eminem at least
    lshk: really? how so?
    rock: There was this guy who looked exactly like him from the back.. but it turned out to be some bitch
    lils: oh well. Sorry
    (just then the phone rings)
    lshk: Hello?
    sasha: HI! MY NAME IS... WHAT?, MY NAME IS.. WHO? MY NAME IS... CHIKA CHIKA, SAAAASHHHHAAA!!!
    (lshk rolls eyes, hangs up the phone)
    lils: Was that ssgirl?
    lshk: No, it was a girl with a bad case of a.d.h.d, who I'm afraid forgot to take her medicine.
    ttam: Hahaha.. let me guess....
    rock: NO guessing needed... just block the faggot
    lshk: Good Idea
    **************************************
    (prominant, contreversial,aka, and yorec are all at con's house planning for his party)
    con: We have to make this shit tight. So prom, you, me, yorec, aka, and ereyone are all going to be emceeing, right?
    prom: Yeah, and psycho is going to be the d.j.
    aka: Are you sure about that? From what I heard, he's in jail
    yorec: haha, that's funny. I thought he got out
    prom: Yeah, so did I. I was talking to mizz thang, and she said he's out
    aka: What did he do this time?
    yorec: I heard he wanted to blow up City Hall
    con: Blow up city hall? Get real he would've been all over the news
    prom: Well, fuck that, who cares. We need to find out if he will d.j.
    con: Aight, who's gonna call him?
    aka: I will
    yorec: And find out if he wanted to blow up city hall, or whatever the hell he did
    aka: uh.. yeah sure
    (aka calls psyhco)
    psycho: yeah, hello?
    aka: waddup? this is aka
    psycho: hi
    aka: so.. are you coming to con's shit tonight?
    psycho: yeah, i guess I am
    aka:aight cool. Are you going to be bringing your own turntables? or do you want to use con's?
    psycho: Shit, there is no way I'm using con's stuff. My shit is state of the art. It's revolutionary, shit won't skip on mine
    aka: Ok man, that's all I needed to know...hey, what is that voice I hear in the background?
    psycho: Oh, that's mizzthang..... she says hi
    aka: Oh really? what's she doing over at your place?
    psycho: nothing... we're just hanging
    aka: uh, sure that's it
    psycho: Naw dawg, i'm serious
    aka: Look man, you are known to do some pretty crazy shit....
    psycho: I'm telling you, we are just friends. I honestly would like to be more but, she just came to chill!
    aka: Aight, whatever you say man, see you tonight
    psycho: Ok, peace
    aka: bye

    (aka gets off the phone, looks to the others)
    prom: So is he coming tonight?
    aka: yep.. he's coming
    con: Is he going to be using my shit?
    aka: No, he said your shit was trash
    con: Well, tell him thanks
    yorec: So, what did he do to get him in the pen?
    aka: I didn't find out.. but I did find something else out
    prom: What? Is he addicted to crack-cocaine again?
    aka: No.. but he's addicted to a certian thang....
    yorec: Stop bullshitting and tell us what you mean
    aka: Mizzthang is over at his place, and she sounded extremely happy... you know.. happier than just a "friend" would sound
    prom: Psyhco and Mizzthang? no way..
    yorec: I think you've been sniffin some of psycho's shit man..
    aka: Think about it! Mizz bailed him out..
    con: Are you sure you ain't jumpin to conclusions?
    aka: Nah... but I know something Mizz is jumping on that belongs to psycho.. if ya know what I mean.......




    IS AKA RIGHT??? WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CONERT WITH BLK AND SLIM SHADY GIRL AND DIRTY DOZEN BABE??? WILL NICO AND BBBABE BECOME FAMOUS PORNSTARS? WILL THE SLICK JESUS GET IT ON WITH SARAH SHAMELESS?? TUNE IN TO SEE IF THESE QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED IN "THA NEXT EPISODE"
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    That was jus crazy................................U get madd props from me,seriously. HoLLa...........................



    P.S. thanks for includin me
    "Ive seen it all,did it all.......most of yall will pop for a minute..spit a sentence,then the game will get rid of yall" - Nas

    "Im tired of you new jacks...im tired of *****z sayin they bout to blow,unless you a girl,i dont care if you bout to do that" - Royce Da 5'9''

    "A few hot shells outta tha chrome,will leave you there,wit a funny smell,like gun powder cologne" - Jadakiss

    "Ive been poppin,held true to my fort....im like bin laden,im bout to change the whole view of New york" - Joe Budden

    "Im NBC,News time,blastin 8's..keep ya cool before you lose like....half ya face..run in ya house,cover ya mouth with maskin tape...let my chick strap on a dick,his ass get raped...everybody gotta die,why procrastinate?? you get put in a casket,for makin trashy tapes" - Cassidy

    "if i pass you bass,and u spend my gravy?? then i ask for my papes,and you pretend you crazy?? i put 10 in ya AV,and pretend you payed me...leave you stuffed in a dumpster...like brenda's baby" - Cassidy


    Just remember..Virginia's for Haters

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    • #3
      damn
      i never get bored readin these.
      Now let the night be dark for all of me.
      Let the night be too dark for me to see
      Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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      • #4
        Damn , that shit was funny ... the part where Sasha called was the funniest ... LMAO ... you keep these coming,and in the next episode you have to tell us what went down backstage ... ha ha ... peace
        Flower Sniffin Kitty Pettin Baby Kissin Corporate Rock Whore

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        • #5
          that was some hot shit :D
          peace

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          • #6
            1 question, was I aka?? Haven't seen anyone with that name so...
            Peace 5 and 92, you're missed.

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            • #7
              Re: Episode Six!!!!

              Originally posted by ~*blkprincess*~
              EPISODE SIX
              nico: everyday? but
              tsj: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME BITCH!!! GOOO PORN!
              lmao, these episodes are fucking GREAT!

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              • #8
                lol thats was to funny
                Moe is a privilege, not a right

                ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                Im The Illest White Girl..

                I know my looks can be deceivin'

                HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                oops

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                • #9
                  LMAO!!! Blkprincess, u a trip, Girl! You outta be a writer! The episodes are both creative and funny as hell!

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                  • #10
                    :D BLK...you are amazing, girl! I'm loving this shit...it's better than my real life is...fer sher. (God, that makes me sound bad!) lol. I dunno how you come up with this...but I certainly hope it keeps coming. I will stay tuned

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                    • #11
                      GOOD JOB BLK

                      I'M LOVIN IT AYO CAN YOU PUT ME IN IT?

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                      • #12
                        That was great...

                        I gotta hand it to ya, you got some real creativity in you girl! Cant wait to find out what happened backstage!
                        Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                        SHOUT OUTS:
                        ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                        Mentira (The girl's got class)
                        Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                        Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                        The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                        Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                        Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                        Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                        Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                        MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                        Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                        NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                        • #13
                          HAHAHA!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!
                          -Jodi
                          U make me cum-
                          U make me cumplete-
                          U make me cumpletely miserable.
                          ************************************************** **********
                          When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
                          What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
                          And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
                          There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
                          So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
                          And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
                          And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
                          And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
                          It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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                          • #14
                            Nice one blk as usaual u shld get sum sort of oscar prize or sumthin lol

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