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  • Episode 7

    (sorry for spelling your name wrong the first time, ak47. It was a mistake)


    (blk, ssgirl, and ddbabe are all at ddbabe's house, talking about the previous night)
    ssgirl: I kept slapping myself. I thought I was in a dream
    ddbabe: That was kinda funny. They were all looking at you, and royce was like "hey, are you ok?"
    ssgirl: Well, it seemed too good to be true.
    blk: Well, you'll know it's true when we get those pictures developed. The funniest part was when swift caught us all off gaurd
    ssgirl: Yeah, he was like "freestyle", and then we started rapping about *******s....hahaha
    (all the girls started laughing)
    blk: yeah, but who can say that they have all six autographs from d12, and royce da 5'9 on their skirts?
    ddbabe: true, dat. We should sell that shit on Ebay
    ssgirl: We'd make a fortune
    blk: I didn't like that red-head bitch with an attitude
    ddbabe: Thank god security got rid of her mental ass. She definitely could've killed somebody
    ssgirl: What a trick, claming to be Eminem's lost sister
    ddbabe: haha, "remember marshall? when we'd go to the pumpkin patch toghether?"
    blk: She should've just shot herself right then and there
    ssgirl: And to top it off, you could see her boobs through that pathetic excuse for a shirt
    ddbabe: don't remind me.......
    ssgirl: I liked when bizzare did that little dance of his.... I think I will try it now.
    ddbabe: What the hell was that shit he did with his stomach? He made it talk or something???
    (just then, the phone rings, ddbabe picks it up)
    ddbabe: hello?
    ak47: Yeah, wattup
    ddbabe: I'm chillin, you?
    ak47: I'm cool, here with prominant, yorec, and con. Are you coming to con's tonight?
    ddbabe: Yep, I am
    ak47: Cool... hey ddbabe, I know you're a cool chic and all.. can you keep this shit on the downlow?
    ddbabe: what?
    ak47: I think psycho is stickin it to mizzthang
    ddbabe: psycho? ***** please
    ak47: No, I called psycho up, right? I hear her laughing and moaning in the background
    ddbabe: are you exaggerating?
    ak47: nah! i'm not
    ddbabe: well they make a cute couple... I guess...
    ak47: yeah, sure..
    ddbabe: we will see tonight at the party what happens
    ak47: yeah, I'll see you tonight. Bye
    ddbabe: bye

    (ddbabe goes back to the others)
    ddbabe: ak47 says that mizzthang and psycho are fuckin on the low
    ssgirl: really? that's news to me
    blk: I dunno.. the truth might be streched here a little...
    ddbabe: we'll find out at the party
    blk: yeah, the party i'm not going to..

    ********************************
    (nico, bbbabe, and tsj are driving home in tsj's car)
    nico: I'm going to be a porn star! Can you believe it? A normal girl from detriot, on her way to stardom!
    bbbabe: I dunno about porn.. I'd rather just bling
    tsj: You all are both so lucky.. don't you see the advantages of porno?it's three in one!
    nico: huh? what are you talking about?
    tsj: Well lets see... you get to have sex with beautiful women, or guys in your case, you get PAID to screw these hot ass girls, and you can get famous for it! so why not?
    bbbabe: Because I have respect for myself
    nico: Oh, so I don't have respect for myself?
    bbbabe: No.... just
    tsj: That's right, shut your ass up.
    bbbabe: i'm sorry tsj, not everybody is as horny as you are, ok?
    tsj: I believe you are jealous that my cock isn't inside of you. So nico, when's your first movie?
    nico: Well, first, a couple of days from now, I'm going to mr. clockber's office. Then he wants me to show him how I masturbate....
    tsj: Do you want me to bring bbbabe's pink dildo to use on you?
    bbbabe: TSJ!! SHUT THE HELL UP WOULD YOU???
    nico: We can talk about this later... lets just get home in one piece

    ************************************************** **
    (evening has come,and so has con's party. Many people are present, like con, nico, tsj, bbbabe, ttam, rock whore, luvslim-h8kim, purple lils, eyerone, ak47, and many others, when mizzthang arrives with psycho)
    :::doorbell rings:::::
    con: HI MIZZTHANG.... and psycho???
    psycho: yeah, wat up man
    mizzthang: your party seems really live
    psycho: I have my djing equipment, you want me to hook it up?
    con: It don't matter man, you can use my shit if you want
    psycho:how about... no
    con: aight... uh come in
    (mizzthang and psycho come in.. ak47 gives prominant and yorec an "I told you so" look. mizzthang and psycho comes up to them)
    mizzthang: Hey guys, whats up?
    prom: uh.. nothing
    psycho: why is everybody acting so weird?
    ak47:no reason...
    psycho: what? do I smell bad? are my nuts hanging out?
    yorec: calm down man, we aren't looking weird at anything
    mizzthang: well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna get my groove on. Psycho, will you dance with me?
    psycho: Shit, freak dancing is wat I'm built for!
    mizzthang: (with a chuckle) ok, lets get it on!
    (the two go to dance, while prominant, yorec, and ak47 all look at them)
    prom: of all the couples... I never thought mizzthang and psyhco would be an Item
    ak47:yeah.. before you know it, mizzthang will be having little psychos everywhere
    yorec: Damn... the last thing Detriot Needs is another psycho
    prom: well, they look like they are having fun
    yorec: yep, mizzthang seems to be really getting into the dancing... damn, her pants are low
    ak47: well, I'm gonna go talk to nico.... see if I can get me a piece of that nice ass
    yorec: yeah, after me dickhead


    (as the men argue and prominant watches, a dirty, smelly, rat looking man who never shampoos his hair and never changes his clothes, named BCK is outside of Con's house. He holds up an invitation card which reads the following

    To:~*blkprincess
    You are invited to a party, for
    miss Nico-123, which will be held
    Saturday, August 25th At the home
    of Contreversial, from 8:00 pm to
    1:00 am. Please come!


    BCK: hehehe... cross out ~*blkprincess*~..... write in BCK... hahaha, now time to fuck up the party... where are those C4's????








    the end of episode 7
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    lmao that was good...

    i wanna be in one

    ~sara
    If you can't beat it up
    eat it up
    put a cherry on top
    whip cream it up

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    • #3
      Re: Episode 7

      Originally posted by ~*blkprincess*~
      nico: Well, first, a couple of days from now, I'm going to mr. clocker's office. Then he wants me to show him how I masturbate....

      the end of episode 7
      lmao thats tha shit, putt sara and melissa [babygirl12] in the next one , they can also show me how they masterb8
      peace
      Last edited by TommyClocker; 08-23-2001, 11:18 AM.

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      • #4
        THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! I had some ill lines, here are my favorites...

        tsj: That's right, shut your ass up.
        bbbabe: i'm sorry tsj, not everybody is as horny as you are, ok?
        tsj: I believe you are jealous that my cock isn't inside of you

        AND

        tsj: Do you want me to bring bbbabe's pink dildo to use on you?
        bbbabe: TSJ!! SHUT THE HELL UP WOULD YOU???

        god these things r AWESOME!

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        • #5
          These are getting better and better, keep it up doll!!!!!
          U make me cum-
          U make me cumplete-
          U make me cumpletely miserable.
          ************************************************** **********
          When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
          What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
          And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
          There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
          So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
          And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
          And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
          And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
          It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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          • #6
            That was tight! Hey, I wanna be in an episode!

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            • #7
              Umm, why is my girl showing Tommy how to masturbate????? LOL. But you can put Sara and Melissa in it with me and Tommy, we'll kick shit. Haha
              Peace 5 and 92, you're missed.

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              • #8
                that was really good, cant wait for episode 8. these are betta than tha soaps on tv.
                Fuck a headache
                Give me a migrane
                Damn it i like pain

                RIP
                Aaliyah, Tupac and everyone who died in the terrorist attacks
                you'll be missed by all

                My love goes out to the families and friends of everyone killed.

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                • #9
                  lol...this is so good!..keep it up girl!
                  Moe is a privilege, not a right

                  ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                  Im The Illest White Girl..

                  I know my looks can be deceivin'

                  HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                  oops

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                  • #10
                    Ur da bomb blk princess

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                    • #11
                      Damn, BLK, you just keep gettin better and better at this. I wonder if any of the admins are reading up on this....maybe you should throw em in an Episode and see...lol. (Perhaps Jim is the porn guru we never knew about!)

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                      • #12
                        D'ya think?

                        Wow, could you imagine the administrators readin up on these episodes? I can.....
                        Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                        SHOUT OUTS:
                        ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                        Mentira (The girl's got class)
                        Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                        Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                        The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                        Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                        Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                        Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                        Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                        MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                        Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                        NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                        • #13
                          Ok...this is good....i juss got one question.......where's EYERONE's PART???????!!!! ....hook me up plz!!!! hhehehe thanx...audi 5000 (who says that any more??)
                          Rhyme & Reason
                          Follow me on Twitter: @Eyerone
                          #classreunionmuzik
                          Check out my newest freestyle: Eyerone "Can't Tell Me Nothin" http://bln.kr/14VV/

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                          • #14
                            Yeah, no one says that anymore...kinda like "Cool Beans!" lol.

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                            • #15
                              cool beans guy, cool beans
                              Rhyme & Reason
                              Follow me on Twitter: @Eyerone
                              #classreunionmuzik
                              Check out my newest freestyle: Eyerone "Can't Tell Me Nothin" http://bln.kr/14VV/

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