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  • Episode 9

    (the smoke clears, everybody looks back up, to see BCK standing in the middle of the room)

    BCK: that was just a warning bomb! next time... it will be real
    (nico crawls over to con)



    (con gets prominant, eyerone, and psycho to try and control him, meanwhile, he is making his "take over" speech)
    bck: You know That I own everything in detriot... everything except this house and the pathetic souls here... . I Also know the dirt on all of you. Look at Slim Shady Girl. Looks like an innocent, girl huh? Well, why don't you tell us what you did at that dick 12 concert?
    ssgirl: I wasn't at a dick 12 concert... , I don't even think there was a dick 12 concert in Detriot at all.... Have any of you heard of the group "dick 12?"
    (people shake their heads, saying they have never heard of the group, when bck pulls out a loaded PP7 and shoots a warning shot in the air. Everyone ducks )
    Bck: Don't get smart with me . You know, that stupid concert with d12 and royce tha 5'9. Why don't you tell us what happened backstage?
    ssgirl: Nothing really.. we met the guys, talked and chilled with them for a while, got autographs, danced to music, and took a picture.
    Bck: you forgot about FEminem's executive hotel suite, a queen sized bed, and a trojan!
    ssgirl: I'm sorry, I've never met a man or even heard of a person named Feminem.
    bck: Ok bitch, since you want to get so technical, EMINEM!!! So why don't you tell us what a ho you were and how you fucked him?
    ssgirl: WHAT?!?!?!?!? I never did!
    bck: We all know how good looking you think he is
    ssgirl: Yes, but.....
    bck: It means that you swallowed his kids, and then he fucked you doggystlye because he didn't want to look at your ugly face
    (ddbabe cuts in)
    ddbabe: Ok, I don't know who the fuck you think you is, but I was with ssgirl the whole time, and the closest she got to all the guys was a hug, and that it. There was no fuckin at all, you need to step out of your fantasy world and take a bath and use some good deoderant, too.
    bck: Hahaha, we all know that you like to smoke marijuana through your lips... And I don't mean the ones on your face.
    ddbabe: Ok, your ass is just fuckin nasty. Somebody, please bust this asshole


    bck: But nothing is as funny as the , the slick jesus
    tsj: at least I don't smell like rotting human excremities and have hair worse than don king's...
    bck He wanted to get head so fuckin bad, that he sucks his OWN
    tsj: Look, How many times have I told you to stop mixing me up wit yo momma?
    bck: Hehehe..hey you dick! that's my MOTHER that you're talking about!
    mizzthang: obviously
    bck: Oh, well well well, look who it is... mizzthang, the men's lady. Too bad 4 miscarriges and a wide open pussy hole don't go too good on guy's list
    mizzthang: haha, you know you want some of this. You just can't get any. First off, I've never had a child, and it's sad that you have to come to a party full of people having fun, just to make yourself feel better.
    bck: Ok, I guess you have volunteered yourself
    mizzthang: Volunteered myself for what?
    bck: The first bullet. You see, I wanted to shoot that puple lils bitch, because she annoys me. But I think I will get you (points gun at mizzthang's chest)
    mizzthang: ohhhh...my....godd...
    ( just then, prominant and psycho pull him down. eyerone hits him on the head with a microphone, knocking him unconcious. Psycho goes up to mizzthang and hugs her tightly, which makes everybody think "hhmmm")
    psycho: Are you alright?
    mizzthang: Yeah.
    psycho: No problem.
    mizzthang: I'm ready to go home now. Will you take me home?
    psycho: Sure, lets go
    m(mizzthang and psycho leave.

    lshk: everything that fool said was bullshit.
    lils: He wanted to kill me... and for what?
    ssgirl: he has some serious issues...
    lshk: Well, obviously. He comes into a party with explosives and a gun, threating to kill everybody. That doesn't seem like an average joe to me
    lils: What do you think would make him to do such a thing?
    ssgirl: Probably years and years of rejection
    lshk: Well, I hope the police get here soon. He might wake up...
    **********************
    (mizzthang and psycho are in the car, talking)
    mizzthang: That was really bold of you and prom and yorec to do. I really thought I was going to die for a sec
    psycho: Yeah, well we had to think fast. It's a shame that a party that took so much damn planning had to end like that
    mizzthang: Definitely. Maybe we can hold a make up party?
    psycho: Hell no! If I have to buy another gift, I might slit my fuckin wrist again
    mizzthang:
    psycho: Nico is a picky person, you know. Not in a bad way or anything, but she's picky. I wanted something that wouldn't make her look at me like "fuckin bitch
    mizzthang: Yeah, i know. well, it wasn't that hard for me
    psycho: You're a girl. Girls can read other girls' mind. I don't know why. Oh yeah, I have a question for you
    mizzthang:Yeah?
    psycho: Why do you girls go to the bathroom toghether? What the fuck, do you wipe eachother or some shit?
    mizzthang: hell no
    psycho: Ok, ok, damn, just asking a question

    (they pull up to mizzthang's house, get out of the car, and sit on the porch)
    mizzthang: I have to give you credit. You are a really tight ass dancer.
    psycho: yeah, but I couldn't keep up with you at times. Especially that snake shit you were doing
    mizzthang: Haha, well you really know how to move your arms and legs
    psycho: Uh... is that a compliment?
    mizzthang: (chuckle) yeah, it is
    psycho: Ok, just wanted to make sure you weren't subliminaly dissing me.
    mizzthang: naw, I'd never diss you
    (psycho and mizzthang laugh...until they find themselves starring in eachother's eyes. Before they know it, they have engaged in a long, deep french kiss, under that bastard bright errie moon that comes out and makes you think jason is about to come and saw you to pieces.)
    ******************************
    (the next day, nico is at tommyclocker's office. They are beginning the shoot)
    tommy: oK, so how do you like to pleasure yourself?
    nico: Well, you know, usually I don't do it
    tommy: Well, could you rub your clitty for me?
    nico: ummm

    nico: Well, I have a special place in my heart for a certian AK47....
    tommy: Ok, close your eyes... think deep thoughts.. think of characteristics that only this person would have... think that they are in the room with you, and ak ask you to do that
    nico: this is much easier than I thought it would be........
    (tommy goes in to get the camera to begin shooting pictures, when the slick jesus pops out of nowhere)
    tsj: What's happening nic.... AHHHHHHH
    (nico wakes up from her trance)
    nico: What the fuck?
    tsj: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED? AND RUBBING DOWN THERE?
    nico: What the hell are you doing here?
    tsj: Well, you did give me the address of where you were fliming.. I decided to give you a surprise visit
    (tommyclocker comes in)
    tommy: Oh, you must be the porn star from france... daniel told me you had a thick accent.. you speak english pretty damn well..
    tsj: huh? what are you talking about?
    tommy: Please meet your co-star, nico-123. I know that you're a pro jacques, but you might have to go a little easy, this is nico's first time
    tsj: Wait a minute, you don't understand!, I'm not....
    tommy: I know, I know, you want to fuck her brains out like you did in "A french sex story" but this is a little different
    tsj: I'm not a porn star like you think I am

    tsj: Nico, please tell this shit head I'm not who he thinks I am
    tommy: Jacques, I'm sure you are aware of the fact that this is a lesbian movie.
    tsj: OK MR. FAG PORN DIRECTOR, I LOVE WATCHIN THIS TYPE OF SHIT, BUT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOUR STUPID ASS...
    tommy: Damn, I was told you throw tantrums, but I didnt' know they were this bad. Ok, we'll work on your scence first, sowe can film "orgasms galore"
    ***********************************
    (prominant,lshk,ttam,and blkprincess are all chillin )
    blk: so what happened at the party guys?
    ttam: I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT THROUGH IT! nico must be so mad..
    prominant: Nothing really, only the fact that it ended extra early because some lunatic decided to make up bullshit rumors about people and shoot everyone
    blk: Word? are yall alright?
    lshk: Oh yeah, it ended up fine. Prom, psycho, eyerone, and yorec all overpowered that fool and we called the cops. He's in jail right now, rotting and sticking up Detriot Penitentary
    ttam: did he at least look good?
    lshk: Hell NO! this guy looked like total SHIT
    prom: Not to mention he smelled like a barrel of it, too
    blk: No wonder when I made it, everybody was gone. SSgirl called me and said I was invited after all, but some how the invitation didn't get to me.
    prom: Don't worry about it princess, the party was gonna be off the hook, until that faggot came and ruined it
    lshk: Can you believe he said my breast were fake?
    ttam: Has this guy ever met any of us?
    lshk: nope. That's what I wanted to know
    prom: That is not a man. That is a rat who escaped out of the detroit sewer and has been getting bigger and bigger by eating yams and canned beef
    (just then, across from the record store, they see psycho and mizzthang toghether, hugging eachother)

    prom: I need to see if they are really togheter
    blk: DDbabe told me that they went toghether to the party last night
    lshk: yep, and they seem pretty happy dancing too...
    (they all watch as mizzthang and psycho walk hand in hand down the block... psycho picks up mizzthang and twirls her around)
    prom: What the fuck is this.. mary poppins? Man, Imma set that ***** straight....
    (prom begins to go across the street,then stops when psycho stops twirling mizzthang and starts to kiss her)

    lshk: Aww, they are so cute together..
    ttam: you'd never think of mizzthang and psycho... but that just goes to show, that even the impossible is possible...
    (they continue kissing. Then mizzthang smiles at psycho as she leads him into the back of an alley......)


    the end
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

    <img>C:\ProgramFiles\OnMSN\blk</img>

    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    sorry, I had to cut some shit out of it. It was too much
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

    <img>C:\ProgramFiles\OnMSN\blk</img>

    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

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    • #3
      that was dddddddddddddddddoooooooooooppppppppppppeeeeee
      thanx for puttin me in itttttt
      :D BABY CUZ IM A PORN DIRECTORRR
      ALL DAY EVERYDAY
      peace

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      • #4
        lmao... hahaha these episodes are fucking funny...u gotta put me in one



        tsj: OK MR. FAG PORN DIRECTOR, I LOVE WATCHIN THIS TYPE OF SHIT, BUT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOUR STUPID ASS...
        hahaha Mr. Fag porn director....
        ....

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        • #5
          YO DATS TIGHT! I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A PORNO B4!

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          • #6
            Those are great!!!!!!I am a porn star!!!!!!hahahahahaha, girl you are the best!!!!
            -Jodi
            U make me cum-
            U make me cumplete-
            U make me cumpletely miserable.
            ************************************************** **********
            When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King
            What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight
            And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring
            There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might
            So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand
            And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights
            And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land
            And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right********************************************* **********
            It took an Hour-Maybe a day- But thats happens when your circumstance is movie size.**************************************

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            • #7
              When am i gonna star in 1 of these
              Go CANADA

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              • #8
                lol dat was tyte
                Moe is a privilege, not a right

                ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                Im The Illest White Girl..

                I know my looks can be deceivin'

                HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                oops

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                • #9
                  this episode was a good one...keep em up...

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                  • #10
                    Lol....

                    God these keep gettin better and better.....wonder what psycho and miss thang are gonna get up to in tha next episode, lol
                    Shady by name, Shady by Nature...

                    SHOUT OUTS:
                    ~*blkprincess*~ (The girl's got creativity)
                    Mentira (The girl's got class)
                    Whizzman (I love this guy's honesty)
                    Lil mi$$ Piranha (She's a strong minded young lady and not afraid to show it)
                    The Slick Jesus (The funniest guy on da boards, no doubt)
                    Lil_els2000 (Remember, if you ever need anything, you know you got all the love in the world right here on da boards.)
                    Purple lils (One cool gurl to chat with)
                    Hayley_Shady (A real sweetie)
                    Psycho69 (Call him Teth Teddy bear, that'll get you on his right side, lol)
                    MC_R_Ac_H (A girl who's never afraid to ask, lol)
                    Steph_Shady (She's a real honey and a sweet girl)

                    NEW AIM NAME!!! Derty Dozen Diva

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                    • #11
                      Wait a minute!

                      Originally posted by nico313
                      Those are great!!!!!!I am a porn star!!!!!!hahahahahaha, girl you are the best!!!!
                      -Jodi
                      I thought I was your agent in these matters Did we get that call from Playboy yet? LOL

                      T
                      "I will go down with this ship
                      And I won't put my hands up and surrender
                      There will be no white flag above my door
                      I'm in love and always will be "


                      Dragonweed T"aka Miss Buttersuckel,the sexiest woman north of the Tennessee River

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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          I hope you're gonna be a writer someday...cuz you've got a gift fer sher. I can't beleive he thought my breasts were fake...it's all in the water-bra! lol. These babies are real. Not real big...but real nonetheless!

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                          • #14
                            UPPIN for episode 10

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                            • #15
                              that was a good one!
                              put me in one lol jp

                              yo can anyone email me these or gimme the links 4 the episodes?
                              i know its hard but i'd really apresiate it

                              thanx

                              -Alx
                              36 crazyfists.

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