Pick Up Lines

[umassgirlee]

I heard a good one the other day:

"I hope the fire exits are clearly marked cuz you're smokin'!"

Hahaha I know there have been threads about this ... but I couldn't find one to up it.

Post some

[hodgson_6]

this is mine

heres 10p go call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonite

[Dri-rapsta]

i remember a guy coming up to me with 2 pick up lines and i couldnt stop laughing but unfortunately i can only remember one of the pick up lines which is so old.."is your father a theif?" i said, "no" and he said, "well who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?" bahaha i was in hysterics

[Punkatronic]

"Nice shoes! wanna fuck?"

(offering drink) "this one's on me hopefully later i'll be on you"

"My name's <name>, just letting you know so you know what you'll be screaming in a bit."

[j0hn]

Give me your clothes, now.

[InK]

That dress looks good on you girl, you know what would look better? me

i got more, but i can't remember em

[Baby_K]

Ones ive heard..
If i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me!?
Heres 20p go call god and let him kno one of his angels wont be home tonight
'wanna come over for movie, pizza and sex?' 'No' 'Ok how about chinese?'

thats all i can think of for now

[DaytonaSky]

I hate them all. LOL.

[| K Y L E |]

I laugh at morons who use one-liner PU lines. Shit makes me laugh, they only ever work in American movies. I also know if I was a female I would laugh at any dick-less uncreative faggot that used them to hit my puss.

[bhoutros]

Some guy once said to me "Now I know Victorias Secret." Didn't get him anywhere but I laughed.

[Leonie]

Okay.. i have a few but certainly the worst was:

Ey bunny! I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

. . . !

[watch dees]

the worst one a guy used on me was:

do you have your period yet? because then i know you are old enough

[gEnEsIs]

Ahh, this one is horrible. Never been used on me though.

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

[umassgirlee]

the worst one a guy used on me was:

do you have your period yet? because then i know you are old enough

Omg, that's scandalous!

Bad ones: "I'm gonna knock the stuffin outta you."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your jeans!"

[DaytonaSky]

"Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your jeans!"

Ug. Some very ugly, nasty random guy used that on me once, with a lot of other bullshit lines. Needless to say, I was not very amused.