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    I heard a good one the other day:

    "I hope the fire exits are clearly marked cuz you're smokin'!"

    Hahaha I know there have been threads about this ... but I couldn't find one to up it.

    Post some
    If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions

  • #2
    this is mine

    heres 10p go call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonite
    we are the blackpool girls
    we st8en out our curls
    we wear our dungarees
    above our sexy nees
    all the boys outside
    get me on the floor
    they give me 50p
    to get it on wiv me

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    • #3
      i remember a guy coming up to me with 2 pick up lines and i couldnt stop laughing but unfortunately i can only remember one of the pick up lines which is so old.."is your father a theif?" i said, "no" and he said, "well who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?" bahaha i was in hysterics
      Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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      • #4
        "Nice shoes! wanna fuck?"

        (offering drink) "this one's on me hopefully later i'll be on you"

        "My name's <name>, just letting you know so you know what you'll be screaming in a bit."
        36 crazyfists.

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        • #5
          Give me your clothes, now.
          Patesco nudus rabidus

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          • #6
            That dress looks good on you girl, you know what would look better? me

            i got more, but i can't remember em
            EII
            Esteemed Entity

            Illusory|Retro Fo|DuPoint|Check|Fitz|Pawl Derty|InK|Teknique
            Nothin's Equivalent...

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            • #7
              Ones ive heard..
              If i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me!?
              Heres 20p go call god and let him kno one of his angels wont be home tonight
              'wanna come over for movie, pizza and sex?' 'No' 'Ok how about chinese?'

              thats all i can think of for now

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              • #8
                I hate them all. LOL.

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                • #9
                  I laugh at morons who use one-liner PU lines. Shit makes me laugh, they only ever work in American movies. I also know if I was a female I would laugh at any dick-less uncreative faggot that used them to hit my puss.

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                  • #10
                    Some guy once said to me "Now I know Victorias Secret." Didn't get him anywhere but I laughed.
                    Reloading Random Thoughts. One post at a time.

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                    • #11
                      Okay.. i have a few but certainly the worst was:

                      Ey bunny! I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

                      . . . !
                      .. and they said I'm not a fighter.

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                      • #12
                        the worst one a guy used on me was:

                        do you have your period yet? because then i know you are old enough
                        AIM: watch dees81

                        http://www.myspace.com/famousandflame

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                        • #13
                          Ahh, this one is horrible. Never been used on me though.

                          The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!
                          Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by watch dees
                            the worst one a guy used on me was:

                            do you have your period yet? because then i know you are old enough
                            Omg, that's scandalous!

                            Bad ones: "I'm gonna knock the stuffin outta you."

                            "Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your jeans!"
                            If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by umassgirlee
                              "Is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your jeans!"
                              Ug. Some very ugly, nasty random guy used that on me once, with a lot of other bullshit lines. Needless to say, I was not very amused.

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