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    Dear Santa,

    You must be suprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studing the whole year! Not only was I first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brother, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE... YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!


    Sincerely, Johnny

  • #2
    hahhahahahahhahhahahahahahaaaaaaahahhahahahahah dis one really deserves props

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    • #3
      LMAO LOL HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im shittin my pants
      wins 15
      losses 2
      K.O 13

      my aim s/n: BigPlayaG313

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      • #4
        Bump.

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        • #5
          LMAO, that had me rolling on the floor for about 2 minutes straight!
          People on this board get payed for posting here. Fucked. Up. Take note of that.

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          • #6
            lmao i laugh every time i read this

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            • #7
              Id laugh my ass off if the parents read that
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              • #8
                lol i remember seeing this before
                funny stuff
                ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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                • #9
                  lol
                  If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



                  [email protected]

                  'its a deep pan pizza coming up without the base!!'

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                  • #10
                    Lmfao
                    I'm pre-disastrous, I fuck shit up before it happens
                    Like blown engines of Airplanes with snorin' captains

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                    • #11
                      fuckin hilarious lmao
                      dam you make me sick ....

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                      • #12
                        maybe american humour but i never even smerked ?

                        Eminem - "But in the midst of all this anger and this angst
                        Never once did you hear me say I'm a gangster and I aint hear no complaints"

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                        • #13
                          Read this before but its facking funny!!!!
                          Gimme a good rep point and leave ya name,and i'll leave you 1.

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                          • #14
                            oh may god...i almost got kicked out of the library laughin...Jesus...major props man...!!!
                            Bboyin rulzz...Hip Hop 4 ever...!!!

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