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  • Seven Blonde Jokes

    FIRST

    What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    "Is it mine?"

    SECOND
    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

    THIRD
    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

    FOURTH
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

    FIFTH
    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."


    SIXTH
    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

    SEVENTH
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
    They send me a BLIND policeman."



    Thanks

    Stillnmber1 (imwstupid
    Thru it all I kept a level head listened to God and ignored what the devil said

  • #2
    lol "the 2nd,3rd n 5th haha

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    • #3
      Good ones.
      These are the days of anyone being blonde, the days of mind convincing, a time of gold and uncertainty, noise and expensive genetic victory.
      The information age and all its molecular pimping.

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      • #4
        lol @ some i like last one
        If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



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        'its a deep pan pizza coming up without the base!!'

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        • #5
          i like the 3,4,7

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          • #6
            every joke holds on its one
            good ones
            "....All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger." — Hermann Goering, Nazi leader

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            • #7
              5,7 were awesome others good to
              favorite over all =number 5 lmao is the coast clear thats classic nice jokes
              dam you make me sick ....

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              • #8
                3 was the funniest..........
                Back for the first time, the joke's on you.....

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                • #9
                  lol at them all
                  I got the DVD of your wife gettin killed and raped,
                  and everybody peeped it like the Sharon Hilton tape.



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                  • #10
                    lol at the 7th joke.

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                    • #11
                      lol, those were some good ones,

                      THIRD and SEVENTH were my favorite
                      Bad Medicine

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                      • #12
                        Lol
                        HTTP://WWW.C-Recordz.co.uk

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                        • #13
                          lol that is some funny shit
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                          • #14
                            lol is the coast clear
                            ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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                            • #15
                              Hehe it funny, though itīs directed towards people like me >=P

                              Full of controversy until I retire my jersey,
                              till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty /and Lord have mercy on
                              any more of these rappers that verse me

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