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    Three men were killed in an accident and they arrived at the heaven's gate. To enter heaven, each of them had to answer a question correctly.

    The first man was asked "Who was the first woman in this world?" and he answered "Eve". The gate opened with the angels singing "Hallelujah! hallelujah!" and the man walked into heaven.

    The second man was asked "Who was the first man in this world?" and he said "Adam". Similarly "Hallelujah! hallelujah!" the gate opened and he went to heaven.

    The third man was very happy after seeing his two friends entered heaven so easily. He was smiling and rubbing his hands with glee and full of confidence in answering the next simple question. But he got a shock when he was asked "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?". By then he was furiously scratching his head and tearing at his hair. He was mumbling to himself "What did Eve tell Adam...... Oh shit, how the hell am I supposed to know what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam........What type of stupid question was that.............." then unconsciously he said out aloud "Wow, that's a real hard one". Suddenly, "Hallelujah! hallelujah!" the gate opened.
    DOUBT WHOM YOU WILL BUT NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF

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