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    so lets post um here ...see what ya got..ill start off


    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
    Chris Rock

    hillarious
    Originally posted by The Squidgeuation
    shut the fuck up you bent chinned fuck. you liked Wank Me Later so your opinion is cum

  • #2
    lol

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    • #3
      anyone else got a better one?
      Originally posted by The Squidgeuation
      shut the fuck up you bent chinned fuck. you liked Wank Me Later so your opinion is cum

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      • #4
        ...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
        -mitch hedberg

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ukeminemfan2005
          so lets post um here ...see what ya got..ill start off


          You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
          Chris Rock

          hillarious
          That's fucking hilarious!
          My last.fm profile

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          • #6
            I like the whole Chris Rock monolouge from the 2005 Oscar's...I can't really pick a qoute....


            My Top 5 Personal Favorite Rappers:

            1. Slug (of Atmosphere)
            2. Eminem
            3. Brother Ali
            4. Ludacris
            5. The Streets (Mike Skinner)

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            • #7
              Here are a couple from Real Time With Bill Maher. This show cracks me up and Chris Rock was on it the other night, he kept complaining about how high the gas prices were, it was hilarious. Also, anything by Dane Cook and Pablo Francisco is funny to me. Jim Norton too.

              Bill Maher: New Rule: You can't run on a mistake. Franklin Roosevelt didn't run for re-election claiming Pearl Harbor was his finest hour. Abe Lincoln was a great president, but the high point of his second term wasn't theater security. 9/11 wasn't a triumph of the human spirit. It was a fuck-up by a guy on vacation.

              Bill Maher: New rule: After the plane lands, airlines must stop saying, "Thank you for choosing us." There is no choosing anymore. I took the only flight that left within eight hours of when I wanted to go by the only other airline that went there. Choosing! Nobody chooses Southwest. Southwest chooses you! If I need to be in Spokane, Washington, by tomorrow morning, I either take the flight I'm given or I mail myself in a FedEx box!

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              • #8
                ^ im sry, but those were dumb
                Indiana Pacers
                Indianapolis Colts
                The Florida Gators DOMINATE. Period.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Essanai
                  I like the whole Chris Rock monolouge from the 2005 Oscar's...I can't really pick a qoute....
                  Post the whole thing, let us have a laugh!
                  My last.fm profile

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                  • #10
                    ^ gud idea
                    Originally posted by The Squidgeuation
                    shut the fuck up you bent chinned fuck. you liked Wank Me Later so your opinion is cum

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