HIP HOP LIFESTYLE

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

A little embarrassing...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • A little embarrassing...

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long, graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole nightlong. You name it, and we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

    She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
    Originally posted by Professor RT
    shit, reps is way overused homie, sometimes i give people reps just because they sound black

  • #2
    Ha Ha ...a freind of mines dad was in a hotel with the family and accidently ordered a adult film ....... they were all ready to check out and they charged him for the film infront of the whole familly ......reminds me of alan partridge
    Last edited by RaIn MaN; 08-25-2005, 08:11 AM.
    They've Bottled It.

    Comment


    • #3
      lol that sucks

      but is funny nonetheless
      ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

      Comment


      • #4
        hahahaha damn.

        "Drop the farenheight back down to zero
        Bring Heat to the streets like I'm Pacino and DeNiro"
        - Redman

        Milwaukee Bucks - 5-2
        Green Bay Packers - 2-7

        Comment


        • #5
          lmao.

          Comment


          • #6
            Bwahahaha. Funny.
            Boston Celtics
            New England Patriots
            Boston Red Sox

            Hi haters.

            Comment


            • #7
              lol
              LOST
              THEN I NEVER WANT TO DIE
              I... I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER










              8.12.04

              Comment


              • #8
                Quit stealing articles out of Cosmopolitan.
                We can make it better...

                Comment


                • #9
                  ha ha ha ha ha funny shit
                  The Facebook

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    lol..funny
                    Life isn't worth living if you don't have something you'd die for.


                    Never attempt to change who you are to become someone you're not.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      hahahaha damn....
                      Land Of The Free?... No It's Land Of The FreeLess
                      (F)Props To Aerotisma For My Avy(F)
                      Balzter Owns Me - Made Me Cry...More Than Once
                      Go On This Site

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        haha pretty funnyy.
                        R.I.P. PROOF

                        .. ..
                        .. ..
                        .. ..
                        .. ..
                        ..

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Ha, that was funny.
                          ~*~*~*~*~ I Love My Baby Boy Amarzi*~*~*~*

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            lmao too much i would of been like omg and slammed the phone on her thats embarrassing as hell
                            ~BORICUA~

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Hahaha, That's Funny. :D
                              Originally posted by IloveEminem6969
                              groupie? ..how am i a groupie?
                              - Hahahaha, Classic!

                              Comment

                              Post ad widget 300x250

                              Collapse

                              LATEST POSTS

                              Collapse

                              Topics Statistics Last Post
                              Started by Tarzan, 03-13-2018, 02:56 PM
                              14 responses
                              80 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Tarzan
                              by Tarzan
                               
                              Started by nehasharma16, 11-29-2021, 02:26 AM
                              1 response
                              5 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post BrookeDavis  
                              Started by Nancystarkman, 12-03-2021, 11:14 PM
                              1 response
                              5 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Nancystarkman  
                              Started by ketox3review, Today, 02:47 AM
                              0 responses
                              2 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post ketox3review  
                              Started by ketox3review, Today, 02:46 AM
                              0 responses
                              2 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post ketox3review  
                              Started by isabelfrost, 08-27-2021, 06:50 AM
                              2 responses
                              17 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Bastytu
                              by Bastytu
                               
                              Started by cannaleafzcoast, 12-03-2021, 11:50 PM
                              0 responses
                              3 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post cannaleafzcoast  
                              Started by cannaleafzcoast, 12-03-2021, 11:47 PM
                              0 responses
                              3 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post cannaleafzcoast  
                              Started by harman19, 07-13-2021, 01:57 AM
                              2 responses
                              26 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post Dresheld  
                              Started by Deborahlanker, 06-11-2020, 09:04 PM
                              1 response
                              10 views
                              0 likes
                              Last Post ShadoJz
                              by ShadoJz
                               
                              Working...
                              X