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    An elderly British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

    "You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

    The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

    "Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

    The elderly man said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. You British alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"

    The British senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

    "Well, when I came ashore at Sword Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any f*cking Frenchmen to show it to."
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  • #2
    lmao..
    REP 4 ME=REP 4 U
    HO SIT DOWN
    BUN B BITCHES!!!

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    • #3
      cute lol
      .. and they said I'm not a fighter.

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      • #4
        lmfao, thats awsome
        ~It Aint About Black or White, Cuz We're Human~
        ~I Hope We See the Light Before it's Ruined~
        Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 - Sept 13, 1996) ~RIP~

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        • #5
          lmao and i'm French

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