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  • .............I DEFINITELY shit my pants............

    Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
    First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

    Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

    Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

    "Does a fart have lumps?"

    The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

    "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

  • #2
    my kid's gonna be such a bad ass.
    My other aliases:
    justp1ayin
    West
    Masai
    On The Shelf

    Originally posted by Nasen
    i seeth for a minute
    Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
    i have no clue who was de-re whatever

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    • #3
      HAHA
      that was a great joke.
      www.myspace.com/thomasaguanis

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      • #4
        lmfaooooooo

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        • #5
          Lol :D
          Boston Celtics
          New England Patriots
          Boston Red Sox

          Hi haters.

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          • #6
            hahaha
            So When The Devil Asks You To Dance, You Better Say Never/
            Because A Dance With The Devil Might Last You Forever/

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            • #7
              lol

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              • #8
                lol
                Some take the crack and chop it, but those that haven't got it, take away the added profit, it's catastrophic
                I take the gat and cock it, and I'll sit back and watch it

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                • #9
                  lol that was funnyest hting i herd in a while
                  fabbeddockamam

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                  • #10
                    haha. good one.
                    say my name.
                    && i won't answer.

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                    • #11
                      hahaha nice one

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