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    Priceless!

    Eddie had been suffering with excruciating headaches for several years.
    He finally decided to have a doctor check it out.

    The doctor said, "Eddie, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
    bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
    condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
    pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
    pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Eddie was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
    for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
    in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
    himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
    different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
    suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
    long." Eddie laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
    business 60 years!" the tailor said. Eddie tried on the suit. It fit
    perfectly. As Eddie admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
    "How about a new shirt?" Eddie thought for a moment and then said,
    "Sure." The salesman eyed Eddie and said, "Let see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2
    neck." Eddie was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in
    the business 60 years!" Eddie tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Eddie walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
    about some new underwear?" Eddie thought for a second and said, "Sure."
    The salesman stepped back, eyed Eddie's waist and said, "Let's see...
    size 36." Eddie laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I
    was 18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
    would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
    you one hell of a headache."

    New suit = $400

    New shirt =$ 36

    New underwear = $ 6

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  • #2
    That's hilarious. Lmao!!
    no dough ho, you can't fuck with me!

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    • #3
      hahaha...lmfao...
      No One Will Ever Understand Me, I'm Just Too Complicated...
      http://www.***************/forums/index.php
      UNITED 'TILL I DIE

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      • #4
        haha
        I sold my soul to the Devil cuz the price was cheap...

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        • #5
          Heard It B4.. Still Funny...
          (2-2) Kansas City Chiefs (2-2)
          Last Game: 10/2/05 @ Philadelphia Eagles (3-1) .. L 31-37
          Next Game: 10/09/05 Bye Week (0-0) .. 00-00

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          • #6
            hahaha
            ATLANTA FALCONS 4 LYFE BABY!!!!
            3-1

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            • #7
              funny
              When a man's heart is full of deceit, it burns up and dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse. A wrong that must be righted

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              • #8
                Omfg
                (somebulls Free Mmorpg maker (somebulls

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