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  • The 10 most offensive religious jokes ever. Bonus: The 10 funniest

    http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Feature...t_results.html

    #1 offensive
    A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

    The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

    The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
    #1 funniest
    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

    "Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

    "Well, there's so much to live for!"

    "Like what?"

    "Are you religious?"

    He said, "Yes."

    I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

    "Christian."

    "Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

    "Protestant."

    "Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

    "Baptist."

    "Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

    "Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

    "Reformed Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

    He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

    I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

    List of the funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005400426,00.html


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    -Adam Bloom
    Last edited by TheMan; 09-06-2005, 02:15 AM.
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    Originally posted by Nasen
    i seeth for a minute
    Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
    i have no clue who was de-re whatever

  • #2
    wow never thought i'd see jokes this lame
    "I Got Plastic Milk Jugs Full Of Gasoline"
    - Tony Yayo - Homicide

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    • #3
      Edinburgh festival

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      • #4
        i thought they were alright
        BROOKLYN

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        • #5
          they werent that funny sorry.....and how come ur avatars so huge. is it jus my computer?

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          • #6
            ^yes, it's just your computer.
            Originally posted by Chrizz
            Edinburgh festival
            only link that actually made me laugh.
            Last edited by TheMan; 09-07-2005, 02:52 PM.
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            Originally posted by Nasen
            i seeth for a minute
            Originally posted by Derty JaSoN
            i have no clue who was de-re whatever

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TheMan
              ^yes, it's just your computer.

              only one that actually made me laugh.
              I dunno, I thought

              My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.
              was rather hilarious

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              • #8
                You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?"

                And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening ..Self-raising?"



                I thought that one was pretty good.

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