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    If black people or any other people are offended by these jokes they need to check themselves and get a sens of humour anyway

    Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?
    They think the smell is coming from the outside.

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    Why do n!ggers carry shit in their wallet?
    Identification.

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    Why do n!ggers wear wide brimmed hats?
    So birds won't shit on their lips.

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    How do you get a n!gger down from a tree?
    Cut the rope.

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    Why do n!ggers smell so bad?
    So blind people can hate them too.

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    Why are n!ggers so fast?
    All the slow ones are in jail.

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    What do you call a n!gger having sex?
    Rape.

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    How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
    They don't work in the future, either.

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    A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

    "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No, Mexicans. We don't like Mexicans."

    Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake!"

    "On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."

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    A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

    His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

    Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the BLACK man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill an lands at his feet!

    "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.

    "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home,

    I kept hearing Him yell, ' THAT'S NACHO CHEESE! THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

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    How are apples and n!ggers alike?
    They both hang from trees.

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    Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
    Cause he's a n!gger
    OH WOW!! WHAT A PORN SITE

  • #2
    theres another thread with most of these jokes. but...

    A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

    "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's, coming of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered, handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m. prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No, Mexicans. We don't like Mexicans."

    Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must be some mistake!"

    "On no, madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez doesn't make mistakes."

    LOL OWNED

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    • #3
      nobody will get offended they r retarted as hell.sorry hope i put u down
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Millenium
        Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
        Cause he's a n!gger
        hahaha damn.

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        • #5
          Funny people, erm, exuse me, WHITE people say racist jokes are just jokes to be laughed at but they never make jokes about their own race

          and one more thing, saying the n word isnt a joke, thats just plain racist
          Last edited by Young Black; 09-10-2005, 11:45 AM.
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          • #6
            not funny...
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Young Black
              Funny people, erm, exuse me, WHITE people say racist jokes are just jokes to be laughed at but they never make jokes about their own race

              and one more thing, saying the n word isnt a joke, thats just plain racist

              Why don't you tell some white jokes then?
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              • #8
                Wtf??
                www.myspace.com/Dkspot

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                • #9
                  ^^^hahah owned./.....

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                  • #10
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                    Last edited by Dub-G; 09-10-2005, 04:24 PM.

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                    • #11
                      Who da fuck gave me the bad rep???...leave ur name bitch......

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                      • #12
                        its just jokes ...right ?

                        Q. how do yuo keep a racist from drowning ?

                        A. you take your foot off his head............

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                        • #13
                          Here's a white joke:

                          What's white and red and peels itself?

                          A white suppremist trying to get a tan.
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