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    There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

    The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.

    The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know, here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."

    The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her, "Just what did you do to that naked fellow?"

    After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

    Moral of the story: Never, ever lie to a female....OF ANY AGE!!!
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  • #2
    lol, very creative, just a lil pedo-ish


    Just that if someone broke my dick, crushed my balls and let my pubes on fire I wouldn't sleep that tight.
    Last edited by RoyceDA59; 03-30-2006, 09:16 AM.

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    • #3
      Lmao thats naughty *giggles*

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      • #4
        lmao that was good
        Originally posted by The Un-American
        Rap music is way more fake than wrestling ever has been.

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        • #5
          i've heard it before but it's still funny, i still laugh at this every time i hear it

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          • #6
            LMAO funny shit
            Chicago Bears = NFC champions 2006

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            • #7
              lmaooo thatd hurt

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