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    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
    nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
    see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
    at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked

    "They're mating, " her father replied "What do you call the spider on top?"
    she asked "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart
    soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No
    dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
    her foot and stomped them flat and said

    "We're not having any of that gay shit in our garden"
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  • #2
    ohhhhhhh lmaoo

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    • #3
      Lol
      R.I.P Proof
      ......
      get higher, get higher i never retire
      there is only two states to be in.. NSW & Stoned

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      • #4
        lol
        FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! YEA YOU

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        • #5
          hahhhaa
          This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
          Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
          Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
          And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
          - Fort Minor

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          • #6
            lol hahaha that's funny

            R.I.P: Proof
            1973-2006
            The good die young!
            You will be missed but never forgotten!

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