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    heres a few racist jokes.I expect to get some bad responses for this but i hope most people can take it in good humour, and understnad its nothing personal, all in the name of comedy.

    also if you enjoyed leave me some rep, im in a bad need of it.



    What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
    They both change their pads after 3 periods!


    Why do black people have white hands?
    Everyone has some good in them!


    Why do more ni99as get hit by cars in the winter?
    They're easier to spot!



    What do you call two blacks on one bike?
    Organized crime!



    Why are ni99ers getting stronger?
    T.V.s are getting bigger!


    What happened to the ni99er who had an abortion?
    Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!


    Why do ni99ers call white people "honkies"?
    Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!



    Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many ni99ers?
    L.A. had first choice!



    What do you call a ni99er having sex?
    Rape!


    White folks aren't racist . .
    . . we've all got colored TV's!



    How do you get a ni99er to wear a condom?
    Put a Nike logo on it!


    What did the ni99er get on his SATs?
    Barbecue sauce!


    What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
    'Jewpiter'


    What's faster than a speeding bullet?
    A jew with a coupon

    Why don't ni99ers like blow jobs?
    they don't like ANY jobs!



    What do you call a busload of ni99ers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
    A crying shame!


    Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
    To remind the ni99ers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers!


    Why was the ni99er with diarrea freaking out?
    He thought he was melting!



    Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
    He doesn't know he's black


    What's long, dark and stinks?
    The unemployment line!

    A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ni99er grabs the TV and runs!


    What's the difference between a ni99er and Batman? Batman can go out at night without Robbin


    What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
    Neighbor!
    Last edited by dvdking662; 04-05-2006, 06:52 AM.

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    wtf:| dey not even funni
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    • #3
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      ditto
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      • #4
        oh come if you are going to do black jokes you got to have this one

        whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench can support a family
        If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby

        Charlie RIP
        LOST

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        • #5
          LMFAO i actualy liked these jokes, lets got some white jokes in to even it up though lol
          Originally posted by The Un-American
          Rap music is way more fake than wrestling ever has been.

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          • #6
            hahaha

            What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
            'Jewpiter'

            lol..
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            • #7
              What did the ni99er get on his SATs?
              Barbecue sauce!





              wtf?

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              • #8
                you should have your throat slit,not the least bit funny
                Last edited by Chavo Endo; 04-09-2006, 04:31 PM.

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                • #9
                  LOL these where good.

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                  • #10
                    why are all these like... racist black jokes except like... 2?! have some variety if youre going to label it "a few racist jokes." haha i know now why you dont have any rep jokes, those 2 jewish jokes offended the jews & now theyre took cheap to give you rep points, & the black ppl stole the rest

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                    • #11
                      Lol some were nice. My favs:

                      What did the ni99er get on his SATs?
                      Barbecue sauce!

                      and

                      Why was the ni99er with diarrea freaking out?
                      He thought he was melting!

                      ahahahaha.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dvdking662
                        Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
                        To remind the ni99ers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers!

                        A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ni99er grabs the TV and runs!


                        LOL @ those 2. There the ones I thought were funny, wrong but still funny.
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                        • #13
                          funny shit
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                          • #14
                            lmao even i thought these wer funny!
                            a few offended me but u gotta laugh at urself sometimes
                            All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.

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                            • #15
                              i'm just postin' here cuz i asked this dude if he's got these cd's i need

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