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    Woman: Would you get married again if I died?
    Man: Definitely not!
    Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?
    Man: Of course I do.
    Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    Man: Okay, I'd get married again.
    Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
    Man: (audible groan)
    Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    Man: Where else would we sleep?
    Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
    Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
    Man: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.
    Woman: (silence)
    Man: Sh*t.
    If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby

    Charlie RIP
    LOST

  • #2
    hhaha i know this one
    R.I.P Proof
    ......
    get higher, get higher i never retire
    there is only two states to be in.. NSW & Stoned

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    • #3
      Lol
      Chicago Bears = NFC champions 2006

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      • #4
        haha
        Everybody sound same; commercialize the game, reminiscing when it wasn’t all business.

        If Hip Hop should die, we die together.

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