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    A man just gets back into Los Angeles after a long trip from New York. He arrives at Union Station and while waiting for hours for his ride a woman walks up to him. She says "You know, I give the best handjob ever". The guy, horny after a long trip home asks "how much?" The woman replies "$500". The man says "$500, you're fucking crazy!" SHe points to her diamond necklace and says "You see this necklace? I bought this with the money I got from giving handjobs!" The guys says "Oh shit" and decides ok, lets go in the bathroom.

    So they get out of the bathroom, the man walks out and says "Damn that was the best handjob ever!" The woman then tells him "You know I also give the best blowjobs ever." The guys asks "how much?" She says "$1,000" He says "$1,000? You're out of you're fucking mind!" She says "You see that Bentley right there? I bought that Bentley off the money I get from giving blowjobs!" So he's thinking damn it must be pretty good, so her forks out $1,000 and they go back into the bathroom.

    When they return the man figures, "fuck it, I got money. Enough foreplay" and asks "How much for some pussy?" she says "you see those twin skyscrapers right there?" He says "Yes!" with a smile on his face. She says "I would be able to buy those if I had a pussy"
    Originally posted by Helmz
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    didn't see that one coming

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    • #3
      Hahahaha

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        • #5
          Reminds me of Ronaldo

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          • #6
            LOL hilarious.
            25 to life.

            Recovery

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            • #7
              haha.
              ^ Wtf was i thinking....

              the day i get a trillion posts i'll stop posting.

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              • #8
                LoL

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 514balla View Post
                  Reminds me of Ronaldo
                  lmfaoo
                  Everybody sound same; commercialize the game, reminiscing when it wasn’t all business.

                  If Hip Hop should die, we die together.

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                  • #10
                    lmaooooooooo
                    OH HAI!

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                    • #11
                      fucking ownage
                      September 2, 2010
                      Comerica Park
                      Recovery

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JustP1ayin
                        If you aren't using a clancey beat, you aren't doing it right
                        SOUNDCLICK

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                        • #13
                          $1500 on a tranny not bad. not bad at all.

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                          • #14
                            oh that is so wrong

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                            • #15
                              lmao
                              ^This poster was winning before Charlie Sheen.

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