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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
    they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
    Well,
    after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
    would
    break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
    the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
    lights.
    She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated
    pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real
    one. She goes completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at
    him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
    explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
    calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids"
    ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

  • #2
    hahahahahahahaha oh my gosh.....
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    • #3
      lol
      Palabra a tu madre

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      • #4
        oh shit hahahahahaha
        LoL
        *~Nicole Lynn~*

        Fuck Tha Game -
        Don't Let Tha Game Fuck You


        HOPE - FAITH - & COURAGE
        ~that'z what we all need~

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        • #5
          OMG!! Lmfao :D
          Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

          Come join us at
          ---->

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          • #6
            LOL
            AIM- Lakerman0834

            "The only time I get blue balls is if the chick had blue lipstick."- Lloyd Banks

            "*****s let the game get fucked when the Source is on UPN
            But sellin a mill or shakin down faggots the only way that you'll begin
            Guess the Jews should've clued me in
            Glued to a pen, A vendetta with avengeance
            Never the ***** with the headwrap and incense
            Never the ***** with the overnight Cris shit
            Forever the lyricist, rockin V-necks. Pullin bitches
            Ras is Van Gogh, sip, illest, apocalyptic
            I got to get shit through your dome
            I gives a fuck about your chips, whips, and chrome" - Ras Kass

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            • #7
              hha yea punk now what haa
              Laterz All
              -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
              P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


              Shout Outs:....
              Shadys Laday//Aphyna//Mrs.M.Mathers//Em's Girl69//420//XxAmAnDaxX//Rizzy//Brook//I.E.//$$Capital.T$$//DarkDrifter//UrbanAKA//Tennessee//Untouchab//

              Battle Record 1-4

              Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
              Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

              Shorties:
              RPG//Untouchable//

              The DynastyD-D-D-D-Unit

              TheRealPlatoon!
              $$ Capital T $$
              Shadys Laday
              Nekron9Nine
              Red-Out
              DJ Clue
              I.E.
              I.K.
              The Dy's Mascot: RealPlatoonGal

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              • #8
                both of them got a hell of a explanation to do

                LMAO
                Give me liberty or give me death.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by emfanzlinkinup
                  both of them got a hell of a explanation to do

                  LMAO
                  lol so tru
                  ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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                  • #10
                    lmfao
                    back from the day when saying whore was cool

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                    • #11
                      haaahhaaha didn't see that coming...
                      A knife in the throat suits you nicely.

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