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  • The Men's Restroom

    On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
    into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
    The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

    Sir, she said," You ! may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
    any of the buttons on the wall."
    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:
    WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
    He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
    his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought.
    Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
    replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. Wh en this stopped, he
    pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a
    fragilescent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies
    restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button
    which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
    A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

    "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied
    the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
    is under your pillow." Men Never Listen
    ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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    They don't, do they? hahaha
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    • #3
      LMAO HAHAHA
      Laterz All
      -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
      P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


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      Battle Record 1-4

      Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
      Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

      Shorties:
      RPG//Untouchable//

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      • #4
        lmao
        Give me liberty or give me death.

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        • #5
          :D
          ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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          • #6
            ouch
            What are friends?

            Friends are people that you think are your friends/
            But they really your enemies, with secret indentities/
            and disguises, to hide they true colors/
            So just when you think you close enough to be brothers/
            they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin

            I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you/
            And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue/
            I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles/
            And pull you apart from both angles/
            I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins/
            And bust open like broken water mains/

            I'll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice/
            The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes/
            Jacking life's of MC's, now I'm set to launch a plan/
            For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband/

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            • #7
              LOL...shit datz funny

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              • #8
                :D
                ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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