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    I took this from the DPG boards...it's pretty funny. If you get offended easily, just dont read it.

    Q: Why can't ray charles and stevie wonder read?
    A: Because they're black!

    Q:What do you call a successful, filthy rich, black doctor that lives in beverly hills?
    A: a ******!

    Q: What do you call three Puerto Ricans, a Chinese man, and three black men standing in a line?
    A: A sprinkler. (spic spic spic chink ***** ***** *****)

    Q: What do you do when the dishwasher's broken?
    A: You slap the bitch!

    Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
    A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

    Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
    A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

    Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
    A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

    Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
    A: They don't fucking listen.

    Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
    A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too

    Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
    A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.

    Q. What do you call a mexican in Dallas without a lawnmower?
    A. Unemployed

    Q: What do you call a black abortion clinic ??
    A: Crime stoppers!

    Q: If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
    A: The white cop.

    Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and an apple pie?
    A: The pie doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

    Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
    A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6,000 in the ashtray

    Q: Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
    A: Hitler

    Q: Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?
    A: To get your bike back

    Q: Why do you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike?
    A: To get your slave back

    Q: Why is there cotton on the top of Tylenol?
    A: To remind blacks that they picked cotton before they sold drugs

    Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
    A: With dental floss

    Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
    A:Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucer is still trying to back out of your driveway.

    Q: Why cant black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
    A: Cause KFC isn't open on holidays

    Q: What's positive about Africans?
    A: HIV

    Q: What do you call a black priest?
    A: HOLY Shit

    Q: How do you start a Jewish Marathon?
    A: Roll a penny down a hill

    Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
    A: He couldn't pay the gas bill

    Q: How do you scare a Jew?
    A: Turn on the oven

    Q: What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
    A: "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"

    Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
    A: Cuz all the air's free

    Q: What's the object of Jewish football?
    A: To get the quarter back

    Q: What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
    A: Jews burn longer.

    Q: What do you call 6000000 jews in the gas chamber?
    A: A good start

    Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A: Someone dropped a quarter

    Q: How do you confuse a Jewish guy?
    A: Put him in a round room, tell him there's a penny in the corner

    Q: What do you call 5 Jews in the back of a truck going off the edge of a cliff?
    A: A waste, you can fit 12

    Q: What did the Auschwitz guard say when Hitler payed a surprise visit?
    A: "If I knew you where coming, I'd have baked a kike"

    Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
    A: He breaks his nose

    Q: Did you hear about the Jewish child molester? He hid in the bushes and said "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
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    "The only time I get blue balls is if the chick had blue lipstick."- Lloyd Banks

    "*****s let the game get fucked when the Source is on UPN
    But sellin a mill or shakin down faggots the only way that you'll begin
    Guess the Jews should've clued me in
    Glued to a pen, A vendetta with avengeance
    Never the ***** with the headwrap and incense
    Never the ***** with the overnight Cris shit
    Forever the lyricist, rockin V-necks. Pullin bitches
    Ras is Van Gogh, sip, illest, apocalyptic
    I got to get shit through your dome
    I gives a fuck about your chips, whips, and chrome" - Ras Kass

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