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    This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I had an affair with a woman ........ almost." The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. Now say 5 Hail Marys and put $50 in the
    poor box." The man leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
    The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I
    saw that, you didn't put any money in the poor box!" ! ; The man
    replies, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and that's the same as
    putting it in!"
    "The world is changing and there are new opportunities for those who are ready to join forces with those who are stronger and more experienced" -Lucky Luciano (1897-1962)

  • #2
    what a cheapskate
    fun facts about canada from real experts!

    Originally posted by TheRealAshland
    if you didnt know canada has laws against cursing i do belive
    Originally posted by PlasticSturgeon
    gotta love the 80% of each dollar being taken from you and not being able to own gun's.

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    • #3
      haha
      Laterz All
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      P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


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      Battle Record 1-4

      Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
      Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

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      RPG//Untouchable//

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      $$ Capital T $$
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      • #4
        lol, twistin shit, lol
        ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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        • #5
          Lol nice 1 good joke

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          • #6
            HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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            • #7
              lol

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              • #8
                ha good one
                I cant help my laughter as she cries
                my soul brings tears
                to angelic eyes
                and miles away my mother cries
                omnipotence nurturing malevolence

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