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    A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. "Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend. "Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"
    ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

  • #2
    lol
    dam datz so jokes

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    • #3
      Joke? That's fuckin depressin cause shit like that goes on every day. in every hood n every borough. and its some sad shit. Especially when both my moms and my girl be Jills like tha above, havin heart attacks while my best friend be scarin the kids.

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      • #4
        hahaha a regular old genius that one
        A knife in the throat suits you nicely.

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        • #5
          lol at chernoble

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          • #6
            lmao... dumb dude
            Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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