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    A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head. The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked. His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head. The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching a football game on TV. "What on earth are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!"
    ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

  • #2
    eww but lol
    A knife in the throat suits you nicely.

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    • #3
      lol

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      • #4
        haha
        Laterz All
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        • #5
          ROTFLMAO
          Originally posted by SneakySnufflez
          I'm ugly. I'll never get married
          B-A-T-T-L-E-S
          WiNs:
          Impact (K.O) || Payne (K.O) || K-MoN3Y (K.O) || Rev-0-Lution (5-2) || Jnice (No Show)


          LoSeS:

          || Dino (K.O) ||


          - CoLLaB'S -
          CoLLaB WiT K-Mon3y AnD XLrhymes! (Tight ShieT)


          Making It Through, By: M-LoXTaa
          Haters Be Hated, By: M-LoXTaa

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          • #6
            ^^^^ are you tryna mak lik i said dat?
            ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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            • #7
              lol Nice
              I think I got a generation brainwashed
              to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
              Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
              I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
              Purple haze and acid raindrops
              Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
              Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
              Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
              You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
              So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
              -Eminem


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              Yes, I am a female

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              • #8
                hahahahaha
                Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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                • #9
                  hahaah funny
                  ~~~~~~Caramel.....lick it good~~~~~~

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                  • #10
                    that was so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!
                    Looking at my own reflection
                    When suddenly it changes
                    Violently it changes
                    Oh no, There is no turning back now
                    You've woken up the demon ... in me

                    (helpsmili

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                    • #11
                      LMFAO!!!
                      Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

                      Come join us at
                      ---->

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                      • #12
                        LMAO

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                        • #13
                          very un funny
                          World Class

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                          • #14
                            NOT FUNNY
                            Pour salt in the wound...

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                            • #15
                              lol hehehe
                              Diana Silverwater

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