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    lmao We like the moon? That shit right there was crazy...

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    another funny

    http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

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    Blonde in a boat.

    There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”


    Le Parfumerie y le Blonde

    One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi."
    The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me."

    So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

    Brunette Meets Genie

    A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
    The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

    The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

    The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

    The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

    The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

    The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."





    What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
    They both irritate Bush

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