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    A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

  • #2
    lol Thats great
    I think I got a generation brainwashed
    to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
    Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
    I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
    Purple haze and acid raindrops
    Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
    Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
    Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
    You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
    So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
    -Eminem


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    • #3
      lol be4 da boy shits on u, lol

      funny:D
      ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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      • #4
        hahahaha
        Laterz All
        -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
        P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


        Shout Outs:....
        Shadys Laday//Aphyna//Mrs.M.Mathers//Em's Girl69//420//XxAmAnDaxX//Rizzy//Brook//I.E.//$$Capital.T$$//DarkDrifter//UrbanAKA//Tennessee//Untouchab//

        Battle Record 1-4

        Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
        Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

        Shorties:
        RPG//Untouchable//

        The DynastyD-D-D-D-Unit

        TheRealPlatoon!
        $$ Capital T $$
        Shadys Laday
        Nekron9Nine
        Red-Out
        DJ Clue
        I.E.
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        The Dy's Mascot: RealPlatoonGal

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        • #5
          Now that was really funny

          Gaby

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          • #6
            hahahahahahah:D
            Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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            • #7
              that was pretty funny
              where'd u come up wit that?

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              • #8
                lmao ^ one post and he posts here Now thats funny :D
                I think I got a generation brainwashed
                to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot
                Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
                I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
                Purple haze and acid raindrops
                Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
                Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
                Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
                You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
                So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
                -Eminem


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                Toppdoggkyles #1 Fan
                ----------------------------------------------------
                Yes, I am a female

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                • #9
                  hahah
                  I cant help my laughter as she cries
                  my soul brings tears
                  to angelic eyes
                  and miles away my mother cries
                  omnipotence nurturing malevolence

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                  • #10
                    lmao
                    A knife in the throat suits you nicely.

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                    • #11
                      HA
                      ...........The Growth...........

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