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    A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at
    work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in
    the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
    already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    The man says, "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball."
    Man - "That's nice."
    Boy - "Want to buy it?"
    Man - "No, thanks."
    Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
    Boy - "$250"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
    lover are
    in
    the closet together.

    Boy - "Dark in here."
    Man - "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
    much?"

    Boy - "$750"
    Man - "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
    glove, let's
    go
    outside and let's have a game of catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    Boy -"$1,000"
    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
    like
    that...
    that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
    take you to
    church and make you confess." They go to the church and the
    father
    makes
    the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
    door.
    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
    mr. poop chute banger says....
    Homeland Security Advisory System
    http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
    is wrestling fake?
    http://www.wimp.com/fake/

  • #2
    lol funny:D
    ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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    • #3
      haha smart boy
      Laterz All
      -Shorty//Short Shit//Shrimp//'etc'
      P.S. Shannon Loves Yea Like A Sis Girl Thanks 4 Being There 4 Me!


      Shout Outs:....
      Shadys Laday//Aphyna//Mrs.M.Mathers//Em's Girl69//420//XxAmAnDaxX//Rizzy//Brook//I.E.//$$Capital.T$$//DarkDrifter//UrbanAKA//Tennessee//Untouchab//

      Battle Record 1-4

      Wins: Hava Gess(5-2)
      Lose: Shadys Laday(KO)-C.A.L(KO)-MC Dean(KO)-Dan-E(KO)

      Shorties:
      RPG//Untouchable//

      The DynastyD-D-D-D-Unit

      TheRealPlatoon!
      $$ Capital T $$
      Shadys Laday
      Nekron9Nine
      Red-Out
      DJ Clue
      I.E.
      I.K.
      The Dy's Mascot: RealPlatoonGal

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      • #4
        hahahah :D nice shit rev

        "And no matter how hard it gets, no one truly prefers death...
        and if the hurt ends, you're sure blessed...
        ....remember the determination of your first step"

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        • #5
          hahahahahahaha!!!
          Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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          • #6
            lmao
            I scare the shit out of myself everyday -- I am a snowboarder.

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            • #7
              LOL
              I cant help my laughter as she cries
              my soul brings tears
              to angelic eyes
              and miles away my mother cries
              omnipotence nurturing malevolence

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              • #8
                rev you are so fuckin crazy..............give us some more shit
                Knowledge is King.
                you never know where you are going until you find out where you are from.

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                • #9
                  wholy shit man! that's funny!
                  Looking at my own reflection
                  When suddenly it changes
                  Violently it changes
                  Oh no, There is no turning back now
                  You've woken up the demon ... in me

                  (helpsmili

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                  • #10
                    thanks guyz!!!
                    mr. poop chute banger says....
                    Homeland Security Advisory System
                    http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
                    is wrestling fake?
                    http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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                    • #11
                      lol priests are scary
                      Diana Silverwater

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