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    Dear Tide company people,

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the ass. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect.
    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...
    Signed, a happy post menopausal wife with no stain problems.

    FunnyHasBeenFound.com
    Put away the prozac my friend, you have found funny.
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