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    Two guys were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

    "Why is that?" said the other guy.

    "Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

    The other guy said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

    "Jesus", said the first guy. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

    "Well", the other guy said, "No, I never found her head."



    hahaah tell me if you like it
    "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

  • #2
    I heard that a while ago... a similar version, at least.

    Actually... not really... it kind of disturbs me. But I can see where it would make somebody laugh.
    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation... Your character is who you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    • #3
      It's pretty funny but it kinda disturbs me like Genesis said.
      +ALL FATES HAVE CHANGED+ NOW UR IN A +POOL OF BLOOD+,
      JUST ASK +JUS ALLAH+ & +ALLAH JUSTICE+ THEY KNO Y I'M COVERED IN MUD!/

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      • #4
        yeah it's alittle sick lol
        "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

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        • #5
          funny...... yet makes you wanna puke.. interesting tho.
          Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.

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          • #6
            lol that was funny yet wrong

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            • #7
              lol
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              • #8
                Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww Dude That Shit Was Fucked Up!!!!!!!!!
                Lmao Though!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  lol
                  "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

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                  • #10
                    LMAO. soo funny.

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                    • #11
                      Na thats just disturbing !

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