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Two guys were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other guy.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other guy said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first guy. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other guy said, "No, I never found her head."
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"Why is that?" said the other guy.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other guy said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first guy. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other guy said, "No, I never found her head."
hahaah tell me if you like it
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