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1) Bill and Jean were sitting on the bench outside the country pub watching a bull humping a cow in the paddock across the road.
"Gee, I'd like to be doing' what that bull is doin'," said Bill.
"Why don't you," said Jean, "It's your cow."
2) "Doctor, I'm getting married tomorrow and I don't know much about men. Can I ask you a question?"
"Certainly, Miss, go ahead."
"I saw my fiance with his pants off last night and hanging between his legs he's got a great big dic..."
"Organ, Miss! It's called an Organ!"
"Call it what you like, Doc, it looks like a clarinet to me."
3) Why does a male elephant have four feet?
Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant.
4) Diana and Barbara were in the shopping center.
"There's my husband, coming out of the florist with a dozen roses. That means I'm going to have to keep my legs up in the air for three days," said Diana.
"Why?" asked Barbara, "Don't you have a vase?"
5) A woman walked into a sex shop and asked to buy a vibrator. The shop assistant beckoned with his finger and said, "Can you come this way."
The woman replied, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator."
6) Jacko and Joe, two big brawny bouncers, were walking home from a late night out when Jaclko said, "When I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's undies off."
"Why's that?" asked Joe.
"Coz the elastic is killing me," he replied.
"Gee, I'd like to be doing' what that bull is doin'," said Bill.
"Why don't you," said Jean, "It's your cow."
2) "Doctor, I'm getting married tomorrow and I don't know much about men. Can I ask you a question?"
"Certainly, Miss, go ahead."
"I saw my fiance with his pants off last night and hanging between his legs he's got a great big dic..."
"Organ, Miss! It's called an Organ!"
"Call it what you like, Doc, it looks like a clarinet to me."
3) Why does a male elephant have four feet?
Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant.
4) Diana and Barbara were in the shopping center.
"There's my husband, coming out of the florist with a dozen roses. That means I'm going to have to keep my legs up in the air for three days," said Diana.
"Why?" asked Barbara, "Don't you have a vase?"
5) A woman walked into a sex shop and asked to buy a vibrator. The shop assistant beckoned with his finger and said, "Can you come this way."
The woman replied, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator."
6) Jacko and Joe, two big brawny bouncers, were walking home from a late night out when Jaclko said, "When I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's undies off."
"Why's that?" asked Joe.
"Coz the elastic is killing me," he replied.
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