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    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

    A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

    The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

    The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You damned bastard."

    The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that clear?"

    The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

  • #2
    ^lol
    WOO WOO WOO, You Know it!

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    • #3
      Lol
      I could give a fuck about ya secrets and ya past words
      I can pass words with the ability to hurt you
      Patience is a virtue and knowledge is a commercial
      - vinnie paz (Ikon) JMT

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      • #4
        Haha Tremendous
        Englishman

        I . O . M

        Illest On Mics

        " Eye Of The Storm, My Tears Fall In The Torrential Downpour//
        The Flood, Ya Deathwish
        WRITTEN IN BLOOD " - Jehst

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        • #5
          nice
          THEY FOUND SADDAM BUT THEY AINT GONNA FIND ME ILL BE UNDER A TREE IN BUTTFUCK TENNESSEE - BIzZARE

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          • #6
            lol :D
            Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

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            • #7
              hahahaha
              It's for MIGH not for Might ... no spelling mistakes (I'm a girl, btw...)

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              • #8
                ROFL!!!!!! lmao @ that shyt
                Bay Area Love
                Go 49ers
                Raiders suck

                N1ggaz bustin shots like they lost they minds
                Like 25 - Life never crossed they miiiinds
                -2pac

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