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    no offence to americans...ok to everyone else on this board

    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth dummies I'm putting next to them...."
    May 21st., 1999
    September 13, 1996
    March 9th, 1997

    April 11, 2006 -- REST IN PEACE BIG PROOF

    Why am I dying to live, If I'm just living to die...

  • #2
    ^^ hahahahaha

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    • #3
      lmao!
      Dina Rae
      DinaRae.net/DinaRae.com
      Iron Fist Records
      Wut IF?

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      • #4
        i had to read that twice to get it, cos im slow today, but LOL
        This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
        Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
        Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
        And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
        - Fort Minor

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        • #5
          hahaha great
          Originally posted by Rog
          "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
          Originally posted by Rog
          One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
          Originally posted by KessenGTR
          RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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          • #6
            haha that was real good
            "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

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            • #7
              LOL rude lol
              ... it's no surprise, that I got lost in your brown eyes ...

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              • #8
                Nice. Being from the US, I have to agree with last line.
                "It's every man's dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it."
                "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

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                • #9
                  nice avatar...
                  May 21st., 1999
                  September 13, 1996
                  March 9th, 1997

                  April 11, 2006 -- REST IN PEACE BIG PROOF

                  Why am I dying to live, If I'm just living to die...

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