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    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?


    People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


    When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

    When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


    When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

    When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


    When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

    When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

    When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!


    When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

    People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
    "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
    <-- props to NoFear for the avatar. (readsmili

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    Hahhahahahahahahaha Lmao Good Ones!!!!
    Originally posted by Rog
    "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
    Originally posted by Rog
    One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
    Originally posted by KessenGTR
    RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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    • #3
      Lmao! That stuff annoys me too.

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      • #4
        lol so true!

        BTW : Welcome ~Obie~ !
        Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ~oBie~
          When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
          Now That's a classic! LMAO!!!!
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          • #6
            hahaha those are great!
            "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ~oBie~
              People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
              LMFAO

              btw if someone ask u that^^,u must say,
              u just did, bey
              ...ALLES IS KUNST...

              Today there will be no remorse at all,
              Come what may.....!

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              • #8
                good stuff
                THEY FOUND SADDAM BUT THEY AINT GONNA FIND ME ILL BE UNDER A TREE IN BUTTFUCK TENNESSEE - BIzZARE

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                • #9
                  LOL...wicked
                  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
                  Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
                  Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
                  And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
                  - Fort Minor

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                  • #10
                    hahahaha

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                    • #11
                      Ha! Great Stuff
                      I Just Dont Give A Fuck (wagtailsm

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                      • #12
                        lol 2;-{}2 funny stuff!
                        FREEDOM IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE !
                        Janis Joplin

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                        • #13
                          LMAO!!!!!!
                          My Fave!!!! - My lil girl is only 4 but she has really curly hair and often people come up to me when Im with her and ask
                          ' How did you manage to get her hair permed' ???

                          Nowt as strange as Folk..lol
                          IM SOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED!!!!!!!!

                          SAVE THE SEALS!!!

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                          • #14
                            lol they're good.

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                            • #15
                              yeah its from http://www.funnyjunk.com
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                              *23 Straight KO Wins* Still Waiten for someone to match that

                              * ReTiReD *

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