Prison Suvival Guide

[Kid Ka$h]

http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill.../survival.html

It's a good read

[Shinobie]

interesting...

[Boothio]

This thread is focused on the wrong audience, should be in the Netcee section.

[Rogue Verse]

where did this guy go, rikers? sing sing? w/e the central booking is in a big city he might live in? hes waaaay to serious. shit isnt always as bad as he says it is. i mean u dont gotta make friends or nothing. but theres def some courtesy. like the woman on outtake, was joking around w me, and ppl would share food all the time (do you want that bread, etc) they serve alot of bread in jail... i gained like 10 lbs lool...anywho... this guy mustve been in some bad shit cause it def isnt always this bad. hes trippin...

[w.i.m.]

where did this guy go, rikers? sing sing? w/e the central booking is in a big city he might live in? hes waaaay to serious. shit isnt always as bad as he says it is. i mean u dont gotta make friends or nothing. but theres def some courtesy. like the woman on outtake, was joking around w me, and ppl would share food all the time (do you want that bread, etc) they serve alot of bread in jail... i gained like 10 lbs lool...anywho... this guy mustve been in some bad shit cause it def isnt always this bad. hes trippin...

Maximum security prisons are that bad. You probably went on assault or drug charges (like the majority of prison inmates)? Those prisons aren't very bad.. You just sit around all day in a commons and do nothing.

[Chris]

What the fuck is this shit? As if criminals are reading this faggots guide on prison, he probably got turned out himself.

[qspeechc]

Yea, im sure plenty of people will read this from their prison cells...

[WhytzeNet]

I beat a 30 year charge for human trafficking after the cop ate my roach and coke in the states (from Canada). I even got let out by accident and re captured like 20 minutes later. I smuggled a pack of smokes and a lighter in as cops came to take me down, i put my hands behind my back (snuck everything from my hands into my underwear). Obviously a bunch of you suckers ain't been to either prison or county jail or you have but got locked up with the stupid ones. If any of your single charges is over a year than you get transfered to prison. If lower than a year than your staying in county. for example u got three assault charges, 6 months each, your staying in county.

most of this shit is real but it also depends on where you get put. if your one of the crazy people during getting arrested or in holding cell, you can feel certain your gonna be put with the big boys who'll calm you down fast.
straight up, just dont be a bitch and your good.

[Nava]

This thread is focused on the wrong audience, should be in the Netcee section.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Saint @lexx]

Best way to survive prison:
Kill the officer that originally tries to arrest you, then all the immates will respect you...you just gotta surrender to the other cops that show up or they will kill you.

[McWannaBe]

1. Dont drop the motherfucking soap.

The End.

[| K Y L E |]

Guide is good.

[Drunk Monkey]

Great guide

[ondadownlow]

This thread is focused on the wrong audience, should be in the Netcee section.

LMFAOOOOOoo hjahhahashdasdasdsasdahaha

[Lost Side Of The Moon]

Who wrote this?Michael Scoffield?