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  • Funny Joke About The Parrot!

    you guys will like it! PAY ATTENTION*** Warning: THIS JOKE IS FUNNY!!

    There was an old lady who wanted a parrot b/c she wanted company so she went out and bought a parrot! The parrot wouldn't talk so she paid these guys $200 to make the parrot talk and the parrot still didn't say nothin'. Oneday, the plumber man came by to fix the old lady's pipes. The pipes started steamin' and the plumber man said, "DAMN, IT'S HOT UP IN HERE." So, the parrot said, "DAMN, IT'S HOT UP IN HERE!!" Then, the plumber man went to tell the old lady that the parrot talked, but when the old lady came in, the parrot was just silent.
    The next day, the pipes still were not fixed enough, and the plunger man came. Something fell off of the pipes and almost hit the plunger man, but the plunger man had ducked and said, "DAMN, HAD I NOT DUCKED I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKED UP!" So, the parrot said, "DAMN, HAD I NOT DUCKED I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKED UP!"
    So, the plunger man went and got the old lady to come and hear the parrot talk, but when she got there, the parrot didn't say anything!
    The next day, they were all out in a field and there was a dead cow lying on the ground. The farmer told one of his workers, "GO KICK THAT BITCH AND SEE IF SHE DEAD!" Then, the parrot repeated, "GO KICK THAT BITCH AND SEE IF SHE DEAD!" The farmer went and told the old lady about the parrot talking, but when she got there, the parrot was silent as ever; the parrot would NEVER say anything around the old lady!
    Okay, here it comes! The next day, the old lady took the parrot to church with her one Sunday morning. The church was jam packed, there were a lot of people in the church and it was crowded, it was hot up in the church, the people in the audience were sweating and fanning eachother b/c it was so hot, and the preacher is loud and preaching away. Well, the parrot looks around and sees everyone sweating so it bursts out loud in the church saying, "DAMN, IT'S HOT UP IN HERE!" Suddenly, everyone looks at the parrot and then they look at the old lady. The old lady looks at everyone else and then looks at the parrot! Then, the preacher picks up a bible and throws it at the parrot, but the parrot had ducked and said, "DAMN, HAD I NOT DUCKED I COULD'VE BEEN FUCKED UP!" Then the old lady, being shocked at the parrot talking, faints and falls out on the floor. Then, the parrot looks down at the old lady and says, "GO KICK THAT BITCH AND SEE IF SHE DEAD."

    Well, what do ya'll think?!!

  • #2
    damn i ne wwhere this joke was going but it was pretty funny i sure hope ur ass did not type the whole thing and made use of the cut and paste
    "I ain't a killer but don't push me
    Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy"
    -Tupac Shakur

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    • #3
      i didn't laugh
      true ^

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      • #4
        me neither
        aka cryptorchild

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        • #5
          to be honest

          i never read it
          true ^

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          • #6
            i read the first 2 or 3 lines
            then i got bored
            aka cryptorchild

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