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    I'm bored so, IYO what are the worst pickup lines you can think of?

    Mine would be...

    "If you were my mother I'd think about Incest."
    "Want me to buy you a beer or just give you the money?"
    "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day"
    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

  • #2
    Can i have ur phone number, i lost mine

    Are those space pants cause ur ass is out of this world

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    • #3
      Here's some really bad ones I can think of:

      'Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?'

      'Here's some money, phone your mum and tell her you're not goin' home.'

      'Great legs, what time do they open?'
      ROCKAGAINSTPOVERTY
      2006





      I tried to laugh about it
      cover it all up with lies..
      I tried to laugh about it
      Hiding the tears in my eyes 'cos..
      |...Boys don't cry...|

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      • #4
        do u have mirrors in your pants..cuz i see me in em

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        • #5
          Originally posted by xtommox
          do u have mirrors in your pants..cuz i see me in em
          LMAO, Yayo... what a loser.

          "I'm not Fred Flinstone but I'll make ur bed rock"

          Always thought that was pretty shit.
          "I date Plain Janes and hot chicks, and usually only fuck with female pilots 'cos they got the illest cockpits..."

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          • #6
            is our father a baker?coz u have great buns
            R.I.P. Proof
            1973-2006

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            • #7
              i got a good get-slapped-in-the-face line

              motion to her with your finger, when she comes to you say: i made you cum with one finger

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              • #8
                ^^hahahaa

                i remember someone telling me, "Where are they?" and i say "What?", then he says "Your wings, i know an angel when i see one" i was like hell no

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                • #9
                  As of right now, I'm rash free!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Payne
                    i got a good get-slapped-in-the-face line

                    motion to her with your finger, when she comes to you say: i made you cum with one finger
                    lmao
                    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

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                    • #11
                      u must be tired.."y" cuz u been runnin thru my mind all day long!

                      hate it..
                      REP 4 ME=REP 4 U
                      HO SIT DOWN
                      BUN B BITCHES!!!

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                      • #12
                        "You have 206 bones in your body, would you like one more?"
                        SpurattiK

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                        • #13
                          haha^
                          REP 4 ME=REP 4 U
                          HO SIT DOWN
                          BUN B BITCHES!!!

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                          • #14
                            ^ lmaaaooo.
                            hell naw!

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                            • #15
                              "Open your damn legs"
                              "Nice Shoes, Let's fuck"

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