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  • Whos ever zipped up on their dickhead?

    I did this at school the other day, no one noticed though as i was the only one by the urinals, but i had to stop myself from screaming like a girl in the mens bathroom, it got stuck and i had to pull down kinda hard, then zip back up again. I was then self concious cause i thought eventually it was going to start bleeding and how do you explain your penis bleeding cause you cant even zip up your pants right? 2#:-(
    I think it should be done to you
    Kill furriers, rip off their heads
    Grate their skin, eat their flesh
    Break into a scientists lab
    Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

  • #2
    Lol I've heard of people doing this before, but it' never happended to me.
    Minnesota Vikings needs in the offseason

    - QB

    - Re-sign Sidney Rice

    - Defensive Backs

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    • #3
      Thats what happen's when your shit don't hang low enough...
      49ers

      - ALEX SMITH the next GREAT QB

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      • #4
        Never.. that's horrible.

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        • #5
          i did that once talking to a special someone on aim...............
          http://d12world.com/board/showthread...a2c42&t=247875

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          • #6
            shouldnt this get moved to dirty males??
            http://d12world.com/board/showthread...a2c42&t=247875

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            • #7
              damn baby that sucks for you

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              • #8
                Ive tried, but 2MEO kept squirming and I couldnt get the blades to cut right through his head

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Obie2005
                  Thats what happen's when your shit don't hang low enough...
                  well unless you can somehow manage to zip up without putting it back i dont see what your getting at. sry, your joke sucks
                  I think it should be done to you
                  Kill furriers, rip off their heads
                  Grate their skin, eat their flesh
                  Break into a scientists lab
                  Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

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                  • #10
                    lol, thats funny shit man. But no its never happened to me
                    Originally posted by BIZZY BONE
                    Puttin' a pistol to my brain, one second before I squeeze,
                    since I'm A gangster, I'm a put myself on my knees.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ___emo*star___
                      damn baby that sucks for you
                      you sound thoroughly sincere, would you mind kissing it so it feels better. 3;-)3
                      I think it should be done to you
                      Kill furriers, rip off their heads
                      Grate their skin, eat their flesh
                      Break into a scientists lab
                      Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

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                      • #12
                        I did once in elementary school. I stayed in the stall for like 40 minutes. Part of my skin was stuck in the the zipper. I was scared to pull back down.
                        "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

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                        • #13
                          ^have a rep zipper buddy.
                          I think it should be done to you
                          Kill furriers, rip off their heads
                          Grate their skin, eat their flesh
                          Break into a scientists lab
                          Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

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                          • #14
                            I feel sad for any guy that ever experiences that
                            Life isn't worth living if you don't have something you'd die for.


                            Never attempt to change who you are to become someone you're not.

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                            • #15
                              I got some pubic hair stuck in the zipper before... but not the head... what the fuck who's stupid enough to let that happen to themselves?

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