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  • If you're straight ganster, then you can relate to this....

    man don't you just hate it when guys try to act tough for no reason? here's what happened


    so i was walking on campus just chillin' eating a scone. everyone around me knew, that i was simply chillin' and to stay away... like my shirt was off and shit and i had one pant leg rolled into my sock. hellooooooo - thats the international sign of 'back off, im just chillin'.

    so this guy comes over to me and he says 'dude, you're nipples are large and somewhat unattractive. put on your shirt or ill molest your younger sister'. so i had never seen this dude in my life before and im thinking, damn, how does he know my younger sister? naturally i get pissed off, cuz she's a family member and shit and i dont want her to get molested again so i say ' chill out bitch, lets get a mountain dew and talk shit over like normal people' but he turns around and says ' get a mountain dew? what are you, a fucking fag sandwich?' so i plead with him i say 'look, you're lucky i dont have my swiss army knife on me or you'd be swiss cheese son. let's just stop this now. go to class or some shit' so he rolls his eyes and walks away. whatever, i forgot about it soon enough, i had to go to advanced chem class which requires a good amount of attention.

    moral of the story folks is simply this - dont let ppl find out if you have a sister or sum shit cuz that puts you at a disadvantage right away...but that guy was simply an ass, hopefully i dont run into him again..

    any similar stories?
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    GO LEAFS GO!!

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    the title of your thread.... ?
    R.I.P. PROOF

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ya_Dun_Know
      what are you, a fucking fag sandwich?.... look, you're lucky i dont have my swiss army knife on me or you'd be swiss cheese son
      The only parts that I found funny.
      National Champion North Carolina Tarheels

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      • #4
        Stop actin like a bitch u banana drivin buster..man up.
        Been on parole since '94 cuz I commit the crimes.

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        • #5
          Nope can't realate to your fictional stories sorry.

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          • #6
            I found that funny.
            To the British, I'm Ghandi/
            To the Japanese I'm an American pilot flyin over Nagasaki/
            To the AIDS patient I'm your last antibody/
            Sittin and waitin for a cure from modern biology/


            -Canibus

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            • #7
              so i was walking on campus just chillin' eating a scone...
              (W) RIP Big Proof (W)
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ya_Dun_Know
                naturally i get pissed off, cuz she's a family member and shit and i dont want her to get molested again
                lol, funny shit man
                Originally posted by BIZZY BONE
                Puttin' a pistol to my brain, one second before I squeeze,
                since I'm A gangster, I'm a put myself on my knees.

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                • #9
                  wassup yall.. gangster right here (I)
                  lol..
                  R.I.P Proof
                  ......
                  get higher, get higher i never retire
                  there is only two states to be in.. NSW & Stoned

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                  • #10
                    ...lol
                    Starring at the world through my rearview

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                    • #11
                      Damn, only I'm sqaure gangsta... shit...
                      "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

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                      • #12
                        That story was lame as fuck.
                        Bitches ask why my britches sag..
                        So I ask the bitches,
                        Why yo titties sag?

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                        • #13
                          lol, u guys need a sense of humor, shit was hallarious
                          ~It Aint About Black or White, Cuz We're Human~
                          ~I Hope We See the Light Before it's Ruined~
                          Tupac Amaru Shakur (June 16, 1971 - Sept 13, 1996) ~RIP~

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                          • #14
                            lmao, yeah buddy, straight up gangster shit right there

                            lmfao
                            "Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing"
                            "A man with nothing, ain't got nothing to lose"
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                            • #15
                              Lol
                              Minnesota Vikings needs in the offseason

                              - QB

                              - Re-sign Sidney Rice

                              - Defensive Backs

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