Tweet
If you're straight ganster, then you can relate to this....
man don't you just hate it when guys try to act tough for no reason? here's what happened
so i was walking on campus just chillin' eating a scone. everyone around me knew, that i was simply chillin' and to stay away... like my shirt was off and shit and i had one pant leg rolled into my sock. hellooooooo - thats the international sign of 'back off, im just chillin'.
so this guy comes over to me and he says 'dude, you're nipples are large and somewhat unattractive. put on your shirt or ill molest your younger sister'. so i had never seen this dude in my life before and im thinking, damn, how does he know my younger sister? naturally i get pissed off, cuz she's a family member and shit and i dont want her to get molested again so i say ' chill out bitch, lets get a mountain dew and talk shit over like normal people' but he turns around and says ' get a mountain dew? what are you, a fucking fag sandwich?' so i plead with him i say 'look, you're lucky i dont have my swiss army knife on me or you'd be swiss cheese son. let's just stop this now. go to class or some shit' so he rolls his eyes and walks away. whatever, i forgot about it soon enough, i had to go to advanced chem class which requires a good amount of attention.
moral of the story folks is simply this - dont let ppl find out if you have a sister or sum shit cuz that puts you at a disadvantage right away...but that guy was simply an ass, hopefully i dont run into him again..
any similar stories?
so i was walking on campus just chillin' eating a scone. everyone around me knew, that i was simply chillin' and to stay away... like my shirt was off and shit and i had one pant leg rolled into my sock. hellooooooo - thats the international sign of 'back off, im just chillin'.
so this guy comes over to me and he says 'dude, you're nipples are large and somewhat unattractive. put on your shirt or ill molest your younger sister'. so i had never seen this dude in my life before and im thinking, damn, how does he know my younger sister? naturally i get pissed off, cuz she's a family member and shit and i dont want her to get molested again so i say ' chill out bitch, lets get a mountain dew and talk shit over like normal people' but he turns around and says ' get a mountain dew? what are you, a fucking fag sandwich?' so i plead with him i say 'look, you're lucky i dont have my swiss army knife on me or you'd be swiss cheese son. let's just stop this now. go to class or some shit' so he rolls his eyes and walks away. whatever, i forgot about it soon enough, i had to go to advanced chem class which requires a good amount of attention.
moral of the story folks is simply this - dont let ppl find out if you have a sister or sum shit cuz that puts you at a disadvantage right away...but that guy was simply an ass, hopefully i dont run into him again..
any similar stories?
\m/
Comment