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    k well my sister came home from the dr. yesterday and found out she was pregnant..so yeah, that's not the problem, the problem is the dr. said that the sperm came from me and that its my kid, and im like 'omg no its not' cuz no way in hell did i do my sister. so then my parent found out that i got her pregnant, and then i realized how i did it but i cant say the truth! so they're thinkin i did my sis which is nasty but anywhom the truth is i was jackin off in the pool and my little guys were still floatin around when i left and then like 10 mins later my sister went swimming! omg so i cant tell thats story to my parents cuz my dad always says "dont beat off in teh pool anymore" so i cant tell him i did, or i'll be in trouble, but now they thinkd i fucked my sister! omg help me


    Don't pretend
    I'll resurrect your aborted baby and kill it again





    You get no respect in rap
    Like feminine men

  • #2
    wtf?lol.

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    • #3
      You're more worried about getting told off for jacking off in the pool than getting told off for getting your own sister pregnant?
      Turn up the system!

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      • #4
        DAYUM!!!! You should definitely be on jerry springer lol... jeez.. if ur not making this up.. man ur in a really really weird situation!

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        • #5
          this is some wird shit i aint never heard something liike this in my life.

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          • #6
            lol. Of course he's making it up.
            I <3 JMart.
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            ^Buy it.

            -Justine
            Props to Kali for the avatar. RIP Proof.

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            • #7
              this is a joke .......right???

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              • #8
                this guy is in some serious shit. i hope your not making this up.

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                • #9
                  this is played out, somebody already made a thread like this...and its not funny

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                  • #10
                    hmm
                    Life isn't worth living if you don't have something you'd die for.


                    Never attempt to change who you are to become someone you're not.

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                    • #11
                      Someone made a thread like this a while ago in Dirty Males, pretty damn funny the first time haha

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                      • #12
                        lmaoooo
                        this was in a chuck palaniuk story
                        i think
                        aka cryptorchild

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                        • #13
                          .. lmao haha that cracked me up .. if its true in some stupid way .. that stil was funny
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by missjohngottilu
                            this guy is in some serious shit. i hope your not making this up.
                            ^DUMB DUMB DUMB HO

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                            • #15
                              lmfao!
                              It's hard man, my life is scarred man
                              I'm losin my mind so now it's time
                              Sincerely signed,
                              -N9ne-

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