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    I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.

    Originally posted by Rog
    "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
    Originally posted by Rog
    One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
    Originally posted by KessenGTR
    RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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    werd

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    • #3
      Invest in a pelet gun with metal pelet's my friend and say goodbye to those "birds".

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      • #4
        werd to Sas

        I don't like guns, John. But one thing that I don't understand is how the hell can those small birds even carry a large steel pipe? Surely they can't hold it in their small paws. And why would they want to take my shoe? It doesn't even make sense.
        Originally posted by Rog
        "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
        Originally posted by Rog
        One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
        Originally posted by KessenGTR
        RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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        • #5
          trying to get your misc threads out of your system before the revolution?

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          • #6
            I'm not making this up, Cdem. There are really birds outside of my window waiting with a steel pipe. And it's pissing me off
            Originally posted by Rog
            "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
            Originally posted by Rog
            One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
            Originally posted by KessenGTR
            RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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            • #7
              Shoot them.

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              • #8
                they took my grandmother
                aka cryptorchild

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by NasirJones
                  I'm not making this up, Cdem. There are really birds outside of my window waiting with a steel pipe. And it's pissing me off

                  run

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                  • #10
                    You can't just go around shooting birds with steel pipes, John.

                    Is your grandmother alright, Boner?
                    Originally posted by Rog
                    "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
                    Originally posted by Rog
                    One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
                    Originally posted by KessenGTR
                    RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JohnB
                      Shoot them.
                      WORD

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                      • #12
                        on the other hand...









                        we have different fingers.
                        Originally posted by Rog
                        "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
                        Originally posted by Rog
                        One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
                        Originally posted by KessenGTR
                        RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          De vogelgriep nadert, erwi.
                          .. and they said I'm not a fighter.

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                          • #14
                            Jose is a wanker^.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Leonie
                              De vogelgriep nadert, erwi.
                              Mayn, I ain't gonna die of that bird flu shit. When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
                              Originally posted by Rog
                              "Let's go play some football, I'll rape you."
                              Originally posted by Rog
                              One day this girl was being dumb as hell so told her "shut the hell up or we'll rape you."
                              Originally posted by KessenGTR
                              RB is like an orgasm, but it's everlasting.

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