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  • I Just ordered Pizza(and just lost my appetite)

    i dialed the number and i ordered a large cheese with sausage on half.(i dont care what u say, sausage on half is THE shit)

    so anyways, they tell me 45 minutes. i jack off in the meantime and rub my nips. 30 minutes past and i hear my door knock. YAY PIZZA IS HERE!!!

    but...i open the door and get my wallet out so i am only lookin at the delivery persons knees. it hands me the pizza and i see long nails with red nail paint or whatever it is on the nails.i assume its a girl cuz i inch my vision up to the tits and they are mighty big. well i hand it the money and it says thank u in a deep voice. i look up and im look wtf. i open my eyes and BOOM.....its a guy. i was like WTF is that??? it has long hair makeup, thin eyebrows, and shit. so i screeched like the duck in the aflac commercial.

    i say thank u ma'am and he gives me the evil eye and laughs like he was tickle me elmo. then he was like ya baby, rub my tummy. i say NO. --that last sentance was made up. anyways, as he was walking to the car i just checked out the ass. i tried not to very hard but my eyes were just like uncontrollable so it was flat like a cardboard box. his pants had a hole in it and im not gonna go any further. well he left, and my mom asked me if that was a women, and i said no it was a guy.

    i handed my mom the pizza and she just threw it out.

    we ordered chinese food after that.

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    .................
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    • #3
      good for you.
      Originally posted by FunkySuicideGirl
      Ima sucker when some suck my lip or bite in it
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      ^
      fuck off you gay piece of cunt
      Originally posted by Otto
      That shit is fuck,

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      • #4
        There's a certain degree of randomness and craziness that I've come to expect in the Misc. forum. However, I have no idea what to make of this.

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        • #5
          u jack off with ur mother home?

          everyone knows you wait till ur home alone then get butt naked in the kitchen

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          • #6
            hahahah.. good read
            "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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            • #7
              lmao

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              • #8
                ..... ummm

                thats odd
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                • #9
                  kinda creepy...
                  rb forever

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                  • #10
                    lmao!
                    GO CUBS


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                    • #11
                      damn equal opportunity employment.......why the fuck who they let that thing deliver pizzas rather than taking the pizzas out of the oven in the back outta the eyes of the public. hmmmmm prolly weird shit would go on there too tho, damn equal opportunity employment.
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                      • #12
                        lol
                        Blow me...

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                        • #13
                          lolable
                          OH HAI!

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                          • #14
                            lol
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                            • #15
                              you use the worst analogies i've ever seen.
                              in my home country of Soviet Russia, road forks you.

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