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Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
if u go in to my profile the website is there where i got these jokes at!!(just letting u no)
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
if u go in to my profile the website is there where i got these jokes at!!(just letting u no)
the pussy(@)!!
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