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    (Hope u like):D
    Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
    A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
    A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

    Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
    A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

    A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
    Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
    Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
    Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
    Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

    Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
    A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
    A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone


    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
    A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
    A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.


    Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
    A: She liked to be filled with cream.

    Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
    A: She realized she gave her last blowjob

    Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
    A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

    Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.


    Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
    A: Her feet!


    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
    A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
    A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
    A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

    Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
    A1: Introduces him/her self.
    A2: Walks home.
    Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
    A: "Have another beer."

    Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
    A: Because everybody gets a turn.

    Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
    A: Because red means stop.

    Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
    A: Nothing. They've never met.

    Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Humpme Dumpme!

    Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
    A: They are both 10 a screw!


    Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
    A: All you can eat under a buck.

    if u go in to my profile the website is there where i got these jokes at!!(just letting u no)
    I love the pussy(@)!!

  • #2
    o wait the website aint in my profile but it will be there soon. lol
    I love the pussy(@)!!

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    • #3
      ok, lol, i dont think it is in my profile so here it is

      www.zelo.com/blonde/unsorted.asp

      (sorry. i am new,lol well if that web site dont work well then i am sorry)
      I love the pussy(@)!!

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      • #4
        lol, are these the sames ones i sent u earlier? lol, this is good stuff

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        • #5
          Ah, ive heard one to many Blonde jokes..
          this is a cool site.. www.lotsofjokes.com

          this dont involve jokes but heres a good site www.urban75.com
          Now let the night be dark for all of me.
          Let the night be too dark for me to see
          Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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          • #6
            hahahahah

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